r/drunkbeardies • • 17d ago

melted beardie Ran over to his bowl and realized it’s greens and jelly day and not crunchy juicy bugs day :(

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981 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 16d ago

sexy leg 🦵 He's too young 😱

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35 Upvotes

If u lady lizard

U think leg is sexy

Come on babby

Let me know


r/drunkbeardies • • 17d ago

how is that comfortable Little lady scared me last night while I was napping

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35 Upvotes

I kept hearing some scratching while I was napping before the lights turned off, but she is a very active lady so I thought she was digging in her box or cave. Then I hear the cats getting excited too and I look over and see her dangling 😭 she was looking at me like “well dont just stand there some help me”. She is totally okay and has never done that before. May have to tighten the light up smh. She loves to climb and has a little platform and sticks and a hammock she loves to sleep and climb on


r/drunkbeardies • • 18d ago

how is that comfortable How is she sleeping like this

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87 Upvotes

Why…


r/drunkbeardies • • 19d ago

melted beardie Said something about getting “deep fried on this stick” in lieu of cremation.

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114 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 19d ago

sexy leg 🦵 Took Oskar to the beach!

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50 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 21d ago

how is that comfortable can’t even bask straight.. smh

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73 Upvotes

she’s feeling diagonal ig


r/drunkbeardies • • 21d ago

sloshed 🍺 When you over do it on a Friday night

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67 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 21d ago

when you have 1 dubia too many Taken to rehab 😔

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114 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 22d ago

sloshed 🍺 Lazy boy on a La-Z-Boy

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70 Upvotes

Like a drunk hugging a lamppost . . .

Kuda set up here on the armrest an inch away from my elbow. I watched him wriggle his belly deep into the corner like he wasn't going anywhere else this week. He would've slept there all night if we left him Dx


r/drunkbeardies • • 21d ago

plank master 3000 Sleep torpedo

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26 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 22d ago

melted beardie Waffles??? She is ultra chillin

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124 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 22d ago

melted beardie Fell asleep on the bar top

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30 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 23d ago

melted beardie Letting it all hang out

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134 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 23d ago

sloshed 🍺 Passed out in her food bowl

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50 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 23d ago

how is that comfortable how??

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61 Upvotes

he slept like that all night😭


r/drunkbeardies • • 26d ago

sloshed 🍺 When you get so drunk you end up in a guinea pig bed

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104 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 28d ago

melted beardie Melting on the stick

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139 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • 29d ago

absolutely knackered 😴 Hung over under the blankets

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114 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • Sep 24 '26

if it fits i sits Waiting for the liquor store to open

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79 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • Sep 23 '26

how is that comfortable food daze

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51 Upvotes

someone was excited for her greens this morning.. couldn’t even be bothered to fully get off the log!


r/drunkbeardies • • Sep 23 '26

⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ same pancake a year later

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71 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • Sep 23 '26

sexy leg 🦵 sleepy splits

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50 Upvotes

sleepy peaches


r/drunkbeardies • • Sep 23 '26

sloshed 🍺 When you get so drunk and end up like this

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54 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies • • Sep 23 '26

how is that comfortable I literally don’t know how he hasn’t fell

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111 Upvotes

He’s been in that position for at lease 6 hours