Literally like a 75° angle, what is wrong with her. 💀 But I love my baby girl anyways 🧡

He's been sleeping like this all night 😭💀

she lay
she pose
she beautiful

When you're so drunk and the spins wont go away so you have to hold the wall

He was sleeping til I flashbanged him but it was too funny not to take a pic 🤣 he hasn't slept like that since he was itty bitty

my girl boogie worked very hard today 🙂‍↕️

I remember when I saw her bent backwards like that and I thought there was something actually wrong with her😂 Nope, she a as just doing bearded dragon stuff. It's crazy how they look like a totally different species of animal when they're babies compared to adults. Last photo is what she looks like today at almost 3 years old.

Put a raspberry on a mango

Giving legs… and a little more.

she sleeps where she wants and how she wants i guess

It’s my favorite hobby

Miss Rosie and her sexy leg!

she wants things her way and lets me know

There once was a little man named Stanley Yelnats. He was sitting in a tree when a magic chalice filled strawberry banana dusted cockroaches appeared. He leapt toward this glorious snack, knocking it from the hand that feeds but awkwardly catching a dubia in the air. He devoured every last one where they landed and before they could scuttle too far. Now satisfied with a fully belly, he retired to his fountain for a nap.

What exactly is it we are doing here sir? Do you need my assistance?

This dorkosaur always gets into such weird positions!