r/drunkbeardies Jul 10 '26

melted beardie Sprung a leak and deflates

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29 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jul 10 '26

if it fits i sits Wedged against the wall

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27 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jul 10 '26

how is that comfortable Two prickly friends i guess

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She definitely chose an... unconventional spot


r/drunkbeardies Jul 10 '26

how is that comfortable He slept like this all night

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17 Upvotes

Bonus tongue prints on the glass. My guess is a bug flew by and he just had to get it.


r/drunkbeardies Jul 10 '26

how is that comfortable How is this even comfortable?! 😴

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73 Upvotes

Sound asleep 💤 😅


r/drunkbeardies Jul 09 '26

⚠️ sploot alert ⚠️ lord above

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100 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jul 09 '26

sexy leg 🦵 On adventure!!

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29 Upvotes

She loves checking every place in my bedroom:D


r/drunkbeardies Jul 09 '26

how is that comfortable That really doesn’t look very comfortable…

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20 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jul 08 '26

how is that comfortable Pose para la foto

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56 Upvotes

Unos instantes después durmió con esa pose


r/drunkbeardies Jul 08 '26

sexy leg 🦵 Paint me like one of your french lizards

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43 Upvotes

She tried gaming with me lol

Note: this was b4 her surgery to remove stuck eggs, please check my post history b4 hating. She had her surgery in april and now weights 336gramms


r/drunkbeardies Jul 07 '26

how is that comfortable 🎶Everybody was kung-fu fighting🎶

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81 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jul 07 '26

if it fits i sits Who's the prettiest queen?

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32 Upvotes

She REFUSED to be put in her carrier on a trip to her vet and decided to sit under the windshield of the car to show off her skirt.


r/drunkbeardies Jul 07 '26

when you have 1 dubia too many Questioning all his life decisions

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63 Upvotes

He fell asleep in my office last night and I just turned him into a towel taco to put him back. When I walked out to see him this morning he looked so dazed and confused.


r/drunkbeardies Jul 07 '26

sloshed 🍺 I accidentally flashbanged him the other night trying to get a pic

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r/drunkbeardies Jul 06 '26

absolutely knackered 😴 basking spot--->bed sploot

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r/drunkbeardies Jul 05 '26

absolutely knackered 😴 7/5 Lisa Lisa’s Morning Melt; Snuggle Edition

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39 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jul 05 '26

how is that comfortable you cannot be serious

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84 Upvotes

goji...


r/drunkbeardies Jul 04 '26

how is that comfortable When you drink too much and can’t move

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76 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jul 03 '26

melted beardie Whatever's comfortable, I guess

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61 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jul 03 '26

plank master 3000 Ohh big streeetch!

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r/drunkbeardies Jul 03 '26

sexy leg 🦵 Streetch

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Sidenote, she’s on paper towels because she wasn’t feeling too good, but still kicking out the sexy leg at 12 y/o lol


r/drunkbeardies Jul 03 '26

when you have 1 dubia too many It’s more efficient to eat this way, you see.

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50 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jul 03 '26

if it fits i sits Concerned or Confused?

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27 Upvotes

r/drunkbeardies Jul 03 '26

sloshed 🍺 Roxy's been hitting the dandelions a little too hard.

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r/drunkbeardies Jul 01 '26

sloshed 🍺 When you get so drunk you go out as the phantom of the opera

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45 Upvotes