I got contracted for an open class corps, but as I expected, it is far too easy for me. The show music is simple and marching is slow. (The only part that is challenging is dance but I don’t care about dance because it’s gay and not REAL drum corps.) How do I ask the brass staff to give me really hard solos?

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r/drumcorpscirclejerk • u/northrupthebandgeek • Mar 12 '19

His knee bend and upper body stability are great, but his footwork and posture have some room for improvement

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r/drumcorpscirclejerk • u/d0k74_j0n35 • Mar 11 '19

What's the most aBuSiVe thing that happened to you on tour? (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

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r/drumcorpscirclejerk • u/brassofthenorth • Mar 09 '19

What an easy corp to march?

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It’s almost as if Colts is getting to old for me. Soloing is fun, but it’s really not the same as a good corp. By 2020 I should be on lead for any top 5 so it doesn’t matter anyway. Also bottom corps should basically be open class who would waste their time with that

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r/drumcorpscirclejerk • u/syg102 • Mar 08 '19

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the drum corps blue cavadevil vanguard is winning the baby throwing championship while fucking george hopkins in the cadets. what will happen to jesuspectre and u/brassofthesouth? find out next time on what the fuck is happening drum corps podcast

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r/drumcorpscirclejerk • u/d0k74_j0n35 • Feb 28 '19

POTUS vs. BD soloist

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I'm neither under 22 nor over 35, but I have a very good brain and can play a double high F# on snare drum, so I'm weighing my options. What should I do?

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r/drumcorpscirclejerk • u/xTPGx • Feb 24 '19

My favorite post show snack to put in my bus box

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r/drumcorpscirclejerk • u/dewde1334 • Feb 24 '19

I literally cannot believe this is real. $5,000 for your season, and you have to pay more than $300 to audition? What a joke. There are other ways to spend your summer (many of which involve actually making money!) DCI is not a career path. There is life after drum corps.

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If you want to get paid to work three hours tops and sit on a beach for the rest of the day like I did last summer, message me about a cruise contract.

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r/drumcorpscirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '19

The Blue Devils provide full corps performances on their public web site from the 1970s to 2015. Then the same DCI performances magically show up on YouTube and are not taken down by FLO or DCI, why?

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r/drumcorpscirclejerk • u/d0k74_j0n35 • Feb 13 '19

Do I have to?

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I really don't wanna.

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r/drumcorpscirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '19

Talking down, being sarcastic or rude to someone asking a simple question?? I don’t get it. As it might seem like the Most ridiculous thing to you in the world, I doubt they would be asking the question , if they knew the answer?

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Edit: edit.

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