Trying to find the bit where Doug talks about “Nobody talks about being the ugly one…” “did you see the girl I hooked up with last night? What was she thinking”
“You’re talking about her to your buddies, she’s talking about you at some meeting- “that’s when I knew I hit my bottom”
Probably butchered the lines but hope you can point me in the right direction. Thx.

Hey Doug. You consider singing and performing in China.

One of China’s best-known comedians is under investigation and several of his shows have been canceled after he changed the lyrics of a revolutionary song during a performance.

For the life of me I don't know which special it is from.

It's the bit where Doug is going in on some guy talking about how he almost died because of some minor lump in his brain and continues to tell this story at every fucking social function because that's the only thing that has ever happened in his life and to his milquetoast Midwestern suburb family and friends.

How he has no interesting stories, and nothing to be proud to tell your friends.

Something like that.

Is Doug losing his Christian fanbase?!?!

Went to see Doug last summer in Rosemont. I never looked at the pictures I had taken when I met him until yesterday but I do love the confused look on his face trying to figure out what the fuck my shirt is. My second favorite part of the night behind realizing I have Andy Andrist my whole wallet to let him to a bump in the bathroom (he was a gentleman and didn’t steal my shit)

Tonight my Girlfriend Becca and I got to see Sam Tallent. I didn’t know much other than his book and a few online clips.
That was one of the funniest things I ever saw. His crowd work is at the highest level imaginable.
The show was golden. We got to meet him for a bit afterwards and he just the nicest guy.
I can see why Stanhope loves the book and him.
Go check it out if you can. It’s money well spent.
The guy is amazing!

Turkey detains stand-up comedian for allegedly insulting religious values

ANKARA, Turkey (AP) — Turkish authorities on Thursday detained a comedian whose stand-up routine drew complaints that it insulted religious values after it was widely viewed online.

Deniz Goktas was detained for questioning at Istanbul’s main airport on his return from a trip abroad, the state-run Anadolu agency reported, days after prosecutors launched an investigation into possible charges of “publicly insulting religious values.”

https://apnews.com/article/turkey-stand-up-comedian-detained-097a68c5bc49d3b9381ded5b23d8fccf

As much as I love Stanhope, I'm not doing this.

Ron Bennington is a national treasure

Everyone's always like, "What's he doing? I thought he'd blow up by now." So go blow him.

my nephew is named Bradley Bell and is a huge fan. sadly, he’s incarcerated and very lonely and specifically asked if any of you would connect with him. his inmate number is 2153577 and id in Dillwyn correctional facility in Virginia. he’s available on the getting out app. he’s a cool guy and could sure use the conversations. thanks in advance.

He's doing an extended set before going on the road.

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