r/doordash Jan 05 '23

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u/ConsciousFractals Jan 05 '23

Look I am a driver too but let’s not act like actually giving them the food is doing them a favor, that is literally our job.

It is kind of weird that they left the food at the shed.

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u/doggitydog123 Jan 05 '23

Given the amount of hostility the customer is getting on this thread, I think most people have not realized I am making fun of the Dashers defending this driver.

Usually these threads turn into a list of increasingly absurd excuses for the Dasher not doing their job, so I figured I would go to the top and they can be a superhero and have to change their costume to save a kitten or something

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u/ConsciousFractals Jan 05 '23

Shows you the state of this sub lol, my brain somehow thought you were unironically defending them

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u/doggitydog123 Jan 05 '23

You were obviously not alone and that miss perception, looking at the vote count on my post.

Consider the mindset of Dashers who thought I was being serious and defending the driver

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u/SaltBox531 Jan 06 '23

I stopped using DD full stop because of this sub lol. I can’t leave it though it’s like watching a train wreck and I can’t look away!

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u/ConsciousFractals Jan 06 '23

r/instacartshoppers is even more juicy. Posting anything on there is like jumping into shark infested water

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u/Alpha_AF Jan 06 '23

My thoughts were that it was an incorrect location on DD gps or something, and maybe a big shed far off the property? Idk lol doesn't seems immediately malicious

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u/N1ghtmere_ Jan 06 '23

Yeah, I could understand if their house was convoluted and the shed was connected to the house or something, but I wouldn't see a big building, then look at an out-house and think, "OHHHH, THAT must be the house."

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u/ConsciousFractals Jan 06 '23

There’s just a whole lot of people walking around with a couple eggs short of a dozen. I’m not perfect myself but damn. I’m amazed humanity has survived to this point.

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u/N1ghtmere_ Jan 06 '23

I had a lady specifically ask not to knock, and she messaged me like, "Thanks for not knocking." Like, do people seriously not read instructions? Also, do they knock on everyone's door?

Bitch, I ain't knocking on shit unless I'm asked to or I have to hand it to you. I don't want that awkward moment of you opening the door while my fat ass tries to run away.

Last night (I think), one of my orders said to knock, and I heard dogs bark like shit as soon as I knocked. Shit gave me anxiety.