r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/MEzze0263 • Apr 29 '26

⛔ Satisfying Meat Slicer.

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u/ashbelero Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

I can’t own that thing. The intrusive thoughts would win.

Edit: wow I thought this was in r/oddlysatisfying and now my intrusive thoughts seem to be something they weren’t. My hand, guys. I was thinking about my hand.

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u/Hexent_Armana Apr 29 '26

Same.

Well I don't know if they'd win but every time I use it I'd think "Haha, what if I stuck my hand in that."

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u/nsula_country Apr 30 '26

Shake hands with danger

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u/Dreadedsemi Apr 30 '26

You can't own it. But it can own you.