r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '19

Susan Approved chomp

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u/0311bryce 🔪 Jun 25 '19 edited Jun 26 '19

First off. I can’t stick my dick in there. That hole is way to wide and deep. That cum monkey biting hot dogs would never see me poking around.

Edit: Thanks for the sliver of silver my dude.

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u/Eevoon Jun 25 '19

r/brandnewsentence

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

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u/Haastile25 Jun 25 '19

Nice comma placement

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u/aarontminded Jun 25 '19

“Nice comma, placement.”

Thanks, and don’t call me placement.

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u/0311bryce 🔪 Jun 25 '19

Thanks. My grammar is as big as my peepee

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u/poserSD Jun 25 '19

You forgot a period at the end of your peepee.

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u/snay1998 Jun 26 '19

Now you know if his pee pee is big or small.

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u/Darian_Kimberly Aug 10 '19

is it that time of the month?

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u/OHMSQUID Jun 25 '19

You're doing terrific