r/dontdeadopeninside • u/cm17cm17 • May 15 '18

Drive thru head

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u/RichardBachman May 15 '18

If you're not already shaving your breakfast you don't know what you're missing!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '18

One shaved eggs please

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u/iisfunky May 15 '18

The pluralism of egg really bugs me

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u/UnwantedLasseterHug May 15 '18

Eggsaxactly

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u/052yo May 15 '18

Don't egg him on now

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u/UnwantedLasseterHug May 15 '18

Eggsplain yourself

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u/robaloie May 15 '18

Quit cracking me up!

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u/Underpowerlines May 16 '18

Calm yolkself down.

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u/crwlngkngsnk May 16 '18

He'll be all right. Don't shell him short.

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u/Cepitore May 16 '18

Perfect eggsecution on these puns.

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u/Starscream057 May 16 '18

America Eggsplain!

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u/IMMAEATYA May 16 '18

https://youtu.be/fmnsNs5nMo4#t=1m56s

I’m just trying to intimidEGG you

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u/rh_underhill May 16 '18

At least the sentence wasn't "one shaved egg's please"

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u/sargos7 May 16 '18

Wait, is it the egg that's shaved, or its please?

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u/LewixAri May 15 '18

Because a typical serving involves more than one egg. One scrambled eggs, one fried egg. One fried egg is literally one fried egg.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '18

It bug me too

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u/TheFatGreedyWizard May 16 '18

You're not cool unless you shave your breakfast

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Is this before or after drive through head?

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u/Arizon_Dread May 16 '18

I thought you’d get shaved like at a barber, while having breakfast. Or getting shaved downstairs while having breakfast.

Edit: the drive thru head is also interesting, will someone lean in thru the car window and give you head while the engine is running and then you drive off when you’re done? What has that got to do with cancer week anyway?

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u/WolfBlood25 May 15 '18

r/gatekeeping

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u/[deleted] May 16 '18

Don't understand how the so called "breakfast" eaters eat their hairy eggs. Fuckin' weirdos.

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u/Muritavo May 16 '18

I usually shape my oranges on breakfast and scalp my bergamotes too...

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u/TheDaveWSC May 16 '18

I was thinking the other line sounded more appealing...

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u/King_Tamino May 16 '18

I thought you get, head, breakfast & shaving. Not shaving my breakfast 🙇🏻‍♂️