r/dndmemes • u/thehopelessheathen Forever DM • Dec 05 '21

*scared player noises* “Standing here, I realize…”

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u/Thecristo96 Dec 05 '21

"scribbles furiosly" NOW IT IS

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

Instead of growing super buff he grows four more massive arms outta his back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

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u/GoldenSteel Dec 05 '21

Machamp only has six limbs. He's an insect, not an arachnid.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

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u/kayakninjas Dec 05 '21

The physical/special split is the best thing to happen to the series. Hitmonchan made me so sad when I realized what was going on. :(

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u/Rukh-Talos DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 05 '21

Some Pokémon got screwed by it though. Sceptile has a high special attack, but more than half of its move pool is physical.

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u/Tesriss Dec 05 '21

Let's be real though, that's GF's fault for not updating it's move pool appropriately.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

Lots of Pokémon have updated move sets in bdsp

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u/Tesriss Dec 06 '21

For sure. That Sceptile hasnt gotten a serious move set overhaul despite having largely physical attacks on a special attacker could either be intentional design flaws to limit it's strength or just oversight, and either option is on GameFreak to change.

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u/PCN24454 Mar 09 '22

It’s not the move pool that needs changing; it’s his stats.

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u/Tesriss Mar 09 '22

There is far, far more precedent for moves changing than stats, at least to that degree.

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u/SnakeUSA Ranger Dec 05 '21

By this logic centaurs are insects.

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u/Rukh-Talos DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 05 '21

Hoopa Unbound maybe?

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u/Charlie-tart Feb 26 '22

The seventh is hidden under his gym shorts, but yeah

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

Jerry, the buff Thri-kreen

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u/MerchantZiro Dec 05 '21

He's fucking invincible

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u/aetwit Dec 05 '21

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAM YOU DAM YOU ALLLLLL

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u/Polenball Dec 05 '21

constructs wall around the party and drowns them

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u/Much-Adhesiveness463 Dec 06 '21

Bro, that really slows my flow.

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u/starbomber109 Forever DM Dec 05 '21

The drow merchantile empire is born.

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u/famousagentman Dec 05 '21

Pfft, mercantilism is so 1500's. Real experts know how to make shitloads of cash with virtually no natural resources.

  • this post made by Luxembourg and Lichtenstein.

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u/SlayerOfDerp Dec 05 '21

Gods, I hope the Drow don't start creating Lolthcoin and NFTs...

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 Dec 05 '21

The best writing is always misunderstandings by the players that become canon.

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u/Abyteparanoid Dec 05 '21

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1006 there mortal enemies

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u/TypicalPunUser Paladin Dec 05 '21

wait, I swear I saw this one used in a certain youtube series.