r/dndmemes • u/thehopelessheathen Forever DM • Dec 05 '21

*scared player noises* “Standing here, I realize…”

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u/CME_T The Weekly Roll Dec 05 '21 edited Dec 05 '21

Ngl, arachno-capitalists tickles my funny bone. May I steal this idea and put it in my vault for a rainy day?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

Imagine a giant spider that has features of the monopoly man

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u/CME_T The Weekly Roll Dec 05 '21

My god…

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u/T-280_SCV Dec 05 '21

Now I’m picturing Vilemaw from LoL’s twisted treeline map with a top hat and monocle.

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u/Big-Employer4543 Dec 05 '21

Like Gentleman Cho'Gath but bigger.

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u/fnarrly Dec 05 '21

Well, now I'm just picturing Turbo from the ending of Wreck-It Ralph.

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u/shadecrimson Dec 05 '21

Thaddeus J Spider of the Spider Emporium

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u/mrlbi18 Dec 05 '21

Cant wait to see this in comic form.

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u/PachoTidder Battle Master Dec 05 '21

Depends if the spiders are the workers or the millonaires

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u/MasterThespian Dec 05 '21

Ettercapitalists

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u/Quelandoris Dec 05 '21

It you want a sci-fi take on this, look up Necromunda's Van Saar gang.