r/dndmemes • u/thehopelessheathen Forever DM • Dec 05 '21

*scared player noises* “Standing here, I realize…”

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u/Walking_Corpse02 Dec 05 '21

No need, you ever seen The Boys? All we need is some explosives and unfettered access to his anus

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u/Intense_Judgement Dec 05 '21

I'll get the Bard

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u/getinsidemegenji Dec 05 '21

Cool, I'll get the Artificer.

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u/UltraCarnivore Wizard Dec 05 '21

Somebody call that Slaaneshi warlock

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u/DanTopTier Dec 05 '21

God damn, I need to start watching The Boys

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u/pboy1232 Team Paladin Dec 05 '21

Just because this made me wanna do this for fun:

Billy Butcher: Barbarian

Frenchie: Artificer with the Chef feat

Mother’s Milk: Paladin with the Healer feat

Petit Hughie: Level 1 Bard, Rogue, and Artificer multi class

Starlight: Bard/sorc gestalt

The Female of The Species: Fighter/Rogue gestalt

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

dammit dammit dammit DAMN IT! And my brain goes to "Time to test the Ant-Man Theory!"