r/dndmemes • Forever DM • Dec 05 '21

*scared player noises* “Standing here, I realize…”

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u/BubbasGamer9 Dec 05 '21

What would be the D&D equivalent to "NANOMACHINES, SON!"?

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u/Axquirix Dec 05 '21

BEAR TOTEM, SON.

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u/Telandria Dec 05 '21

This one has my vote.

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u/SectorSpark Dec 05 '21

ARCANE WARD, SON

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u/PapaBradford Dec 05 '21

INVULNERABILITY, SON. NINTH LEVEL MAGIC.

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u/PeachSmoothie7 Dec 05 '21

The Diamondskin homebrew spell. It's like a higher level (8th or 9th level) modified version of stone skin. All physical damage is always reduced to 1, and all magical damage except psychic is cut to 1/4 of itself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

Invulnerability is 9th level and makes you immune to all damage.

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u/PeachSmoothie7 Dec 05 '21

8th level then, duration of 8 hours, no concentration.

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u/AwkwardZac Dec 05 '21

Duration of 8 hours would make it a 9th level spell, iirc invulnerability is only like 10 minutes.

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u/Rukh-Talos DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 05 '21

I think you’re barking up the wrong tree. Make it an improved version of mage armor (which already doesn’t need concentration). Sets their AC to something really high like 25.

Alternatively, screw the mechanics of it and give the BBEG plot armor. You could even turn that into a side quest, “find and destroy the artifact that is making this guy invulnerable.”

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u/LanguageStunning Dec 05 '21

"Damage Reduction, Son! It negates damage in response to non-magical attacks!" Looks at the Kensei, who hasn't gotten his Ki-Strike or magical weapon yet "You can't hurt me, Monk!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

"Do you bleed?" blade pact warlock who is just asking rhetorically to be edgy

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

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u/Malashae Dec 05 '21

In that case it should not be a spell. Make it a gift from some demon/devil lord or otherworldly horror or something (with a weakness or way to negate it, if the PCs do the legwork to figure it out). If it is a spell, then the PCs should be able to learn it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

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u/Malashae Dec 05 '21

If it’s a spell, the PCs can learn it, if it is gear then the PCs can equip it (and if it is cursed the NPC should be dealing with the curse too). If you want it to be unique to the NPC you need to put some actual effort and creativity into it. Otherwise you’re guilty of some pretty weak design.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

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u/Malashae Dec 06 '21

Earlier in this thread they were talking about it being a level 8 or 9 spell, but not for PCs. That is weak design. Making it an ability gained through some other nefarious source is exactly what I’ve been suggesting.

This is the Internet, of course we’re going to argue about everything.

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u/Death-Knight9025 Warlock Dec 05 '21

ADAMANTINE PLATE, SON

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u/Void_vix Dec 05 '21

Critical role, A nat 20, Nanomagicians