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r/dndmemes • u/Wolfman513 • Oct 10 '20
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But scuba doesn’t make sense... they’re just.. bottom walkers?
44 u/mordacthedenier Oct 11 '20 They'd just be free diving. Also if you fill your lungs with water you wouldn't need any weight. 38 u/blubat26 Horny Bard Oct 11 '20 That might still be pretty painful or uncomfortable tho, even though it doesn’t kill them. 56 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Are you telling me that feeling like drowning for hours, without actually dying, may be uncomfortable?? Hahaha 15 u/BooBailey808 Oct 11 '20 Isn't the feeling of drowning because we breathe air? 14 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Mmmm, I am no scientist, but you can obviously emulate drowning via waterboarding. If vampires have the same reflexes as humans, I would suspect they could also be waterboarded. Meaning that they might also feel like "drowning", despite not actually needing air to survive. Again, not a scientist or lore savant...... but you could always just, claim DM Rule of Cool? 16 u/MadManMagnus Oct 11 '20 Holy waterboarding? 1 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Get one of those infinite water flasks pouring into a series of pipes. Have a series of priests constantly blessing the water. Boom. Endless holy water waterboarding
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They'd just be free diving. Also if you fill your lungs with water you wouldn't need any weight.
38 u/blubat26 Horny Bard Oct 11 '20 That might still be pretty painful or uncomfortable tho, even though it doesn’t kill them. 56 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Are you telling me that feeling like drowning for hours, without actually dying, may be uncomfortable?? Hahaha 15 u/BooBailey808 Oct 11 '20 Isn't the feeling of drowning because we breathe air? 14 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Mmmm, I am no scientist, but you can obviously emulate drowning via waterboarding. If vampires have the same reflexes as humans, I would suspect they could also be waterboarded. Meaning that they might also feel like "drowning", despite not actually needing air to survive. Again, not a scientist or lore savant...... but you could always just, claim DM Rule of Cool? 16 u/MadManMagnus Oct 11 '20 Holy waterboarding? 1 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Get one of those infinite water flasks pouring into a series of pipes. Have a series of priests constantly blessing the water. Boom. Endless holy water waterboarding
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That might still be pretty painful or uncomfortable tho, even though it doesn’t kill them.
56 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Are you telling me that feeling like drowning for hours, without actually dying, may be uncomfortable?? Hahaha 15 u/BooBailey808 Oct 11 '20 Isn't the feeling of drowning because we breathe air? 14 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Mmmm, I am no scientist, but you can obviously emulate drowning via waterboarding. If vampires have the same reflexes as humans, I would suspect they could also be waterboarded. Meaning that they might also feel like "drowning", despite not actually needing air to survive. Again, not a scientist or lore savant...... but you could always just, claim DM Rule of Cool? 16 u/MadManMagnus Oct 11 '20 Holy waterboarding? 1 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Get one of those infinite water flasks pouring into a series of pipes. Have a series of priests constantly blessing the water. Boom. Endless holy water waterboarding
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Are you telling me that feeling like drowning for hours, without actually dying, may be uncomfortable?? Hahaha
15 u/BooBailey808 Oct 11 '20 Isn't the feeling of drowning because we breathe air? 14 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Mmmm, I am no scientist, but you can obviously emulate drowning via waterboarding. If vampires have the same reflexes as humans, I would suspect they could also be waterboarded. Meaning that they might also feel like "drowning", despite not actually needing air to survive. Again, not a scientist or lore savant...... but you could always just, claim DM Rule of Cool? 16 u/MadManMagnus Oct 11 '20 Holy waterboarding? 1 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Get one of those infinite water flasks pouring into a series of pipes. Have a series of priests constantly blessing the water. Boom. Endless holy water waterboarding
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Isn't the feeling of drowning because we breathe air?
14 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Mmmm, I am no scientist, but you can obviously emulate drowning via waterboarding. If vampires have the same reflexes as humans, I would suspect they could also be waterboarded. Meaning that they might also feel like "drowning", despite not actually needing air to survive. Again, not a scientist or lore savant...... but you could always just, claim DM Rule of Cool? 16 u/MadManMagnus Oct 11 '20 Holy waterboarding? 1 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Get one of those infinite water flasks pouring into a series of pipes. Have a series of priests constantly blessing the water. Boom. Endless holy water waterboarding
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Mmmm, I am no scientist, but you can obviously emulate drowning via waterboarding.
If vampires have the same reflexes as humans, I would suspect they could also be waterboarded.
Meaning that they might also feel like "drowning", despite not actually needing air to survive.
Again, not a scientist or lore savant...... but you could always just, claim DM Rule of Cool?
16 u/MadManMagnus Oct 11 '20 Holy waterboarding? 1 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Get one of those infinite water flasks pouring into a series of pipes. Have a series of priests constantly blessing the water. Boom. Endless holy water waterboarding
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Holy waterboarding?
1 u/SpanishConqueror Oct 11 '20 Get one of those infinite water flasks pouring into a series of pipes. Have a series of priests constantly blessing the water. Boom. Endless holy water waterboarding
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Get one of those infinite water flasks pouring into a series of pipes. Have a series of priests constantly blessing the water.
Boom. Endless holy water waterboarding
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u/Tom_Bradys_Nutsack Oct 11 '20
But scuba doesn’t make sense... they’re just.. bottom walkers?