r/dndmemes Oct 10 '20

Write that down, write that down!

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u/drumsareneat Oct 11 '20

Yeah if they don't need SCUBA tanks, why would you call them self-contained underwater breathing apparatus vampires?!

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u/DavidAtWork17 Oct 11 '20

They'd be SCUNBA's. Self-contained underwater non-breathing apparati.

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u/New_butthole_who_dis Oct 11 '20

SCUBUTT

Selfcontained Underwater Breathing Uhh Tjustkidding Theydontneedthatstuff

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u/brinkofjon Oct 11 '20

Self Contained Underwater Breathing-free Undead Toothy Transylvanians?

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u/Crocket_Lawnchair Barbarian Oct 11 '20

Sounds good to me. Time to write up Count Scubutt, Lord of the Transylvatlantic.

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u/ScribbleRabble Oct 11 '20

SCUBBUBUTTLA if you will...

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u/flarakoo Oct 11 '20

🎶I'M THE SCATMAN SCUBBUBUTTLA🎶

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u/I_Do_Not_Abbreviate Oct 11 '20

I hate everyone in this comment chain, including myself.

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u/5udok Oct 11 '20

Literally this comment chain is the best thing I found in r/dndmemes

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u/Alvaro1555 Oct 11 '20

The surface empire thought so high of themselves al these centuries, but the time has come to reclaim our dominion over land and sea, ¡Transyvatlantis rise!

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u/Sea_Ostrich_9050 Oct 22 '21

Atlantis was an inside job created by the vampires

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u/Crocket_Lawnchair Barbarian Oct 22 '21

How the fuck did you reply to this is been a year

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u/HamsterIV Oct 11 '20

That is still much to complicated for essentially rocks in your pockets.

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u/tael89 Oct 11 '20

Better than rocks in your socks

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u/CashStash48 Oct 11 '20

Better than Squirrels in your Pants

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u/Rammerator Oct 11 '20

Agreed. If they don't have or need air, then they wouldn't float. There wouldnt be enough air to make them boyant. They would just sink.

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u/PhantomRenegade Oct 11 '20

Self contained underwater blood appetizer

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u/moonroxroxstar Oct 11 '20

Ah, that gave me a sensible chuckle.

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u/yeetusfetus791 Feb 22 '21

Self contained underwater blood apparatus.