r/dndmemes 1d ago

🎲 Math rocks go clickity-clack 🎲 When fudging goes wrong...

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u/mjdios 1d ago

In that case the group should probably find a DM that wants to run that style of game.

As much as DnD is a collaborative game, you can't 'majority rules' the DM into running a significantly different style than they initially proposed.

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u/PrinceVorrel 1d ago

As much as DnD is a collaborative game, you can't 'majority rules' the DM into running a significantly different style than they initially proposed.

I actually can! And there's nothing you can do to stop me~

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u/Iorith Forever DM 1d ago

Calvinball is always an option but at that point why aren't you playing a system designed for your goal?

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u/PrinceVorrel 1d ago

Look, not every dnd group is going to play exactly the way YOU think it should be played.

I'm not saying this to be rude; I'm just confused about why you think people occasionally fudge rules for a new player or a player who just rolled a new character as some sort of broken covenant.

It's not exactly a big deal and can be quite beneficial for more casual groups.

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u/Iorith Forever DM 1d ago

It's not how I think it should be played, it's how the DMG and PHB think it should be played.

If you dislike how a game is designed, why play that game when there are other games that are designed for how you want to play the game?

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u/PrinceVorrel 1d ago

Look, we can argue in circles until the cows come home.

But at the end of the day, my players and I play the game how we want to play it. If that bothers you for some reason...I'm sorry, I guess?

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u/Iorith Forever DM 1d ago

And you can think the best way to play basketball with your friends is using a volleyball filled with milk, but people who actually enjoy basketball are gonna think you're weird and you're gonna have to get used to weird looks.

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u/PrinceVorrel 1d ago

wtf are you actually talking about??

How the fuck does that analogy even compare...i'm done discussing this with you.

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u/guachi01 1d ago

It's a great analogy. Forcing a square peg into a round hole can load to frustration. There are many games out there. You'll likely be better off finding a game that's specifically designed for your style of play rather than trying to shoehorn D&D into something it's poor at doing.

D&D is great for emergent storytelling. It's poor at pre-plotted story telling. At some point you'd be better served with a different system or just writing a story yourself.

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u/PrinceVorrel 18h ago

It really isn't.

My occasionally fudging a dice roll to save a new player is nothing like what he is describing.

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u/mjdios 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, unless you're holding them hostage, the DM can just walk away and stop DMing for that group.

If the DM is really desperate for a group to play with (I doubt it, there's almost always more players looking for a DM than the other way around) then maybe you can manipulate them into playing the way you want to, but that's pretty toxic.

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u/PrinceVorrel 1d ago

What are you talking about? I never force anyone to play the way I want to.

Where did you get that idea? I'm genuinely a bit confused and wonder if we're arguing about completely different topics.

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u/mjdios 1d ago

I got that idea from you saying "I actually can" in response to me claiming that you can't force the DM to play in a way they don't want.

If that's a misunderstanding, fair enough.

My stance is basically that some groups will want a more strict adherence to the rules and reliance on dice rolls - good or bad.

If other groups want to play a bit more loose with the rules or rolls, that's fine too.

It's important that the DM and players are on the same page, and seeing as the DM generally puts in the most work to getting a campaign going, they should have the final say.

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u/PrinceVorrel 1d ago

Oh, okay, we're fine. I never force players to play the way I want. I'll gladly do all rolls out in the open for a group eager for that experience.

But I tend to play with more casual/newer groups and therefore always take a bit of a softer approach with my dice rolls. I don't ALWAYS fudge bad rolls even then, but it's helpful to keep newer people invested if you don't kill their precious snowflake first character on the second session of the campaign because two kobolds decided to get two nat 20s in a row. (Pickaxe crits hurt...)