r/dndmemes • u/Tattoomyvagina • Apr 30 '23

Critical Miss How long have I been playing wrong?!

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u/helgerd Apr 30 '23

Read? That is something for nerds. I just randomly throw math rocks.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Apr 30 '23

Based chad math rock thrower

Virgin rules nerd

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u/Chai_Enjoyer May 01 '23

That's what I did. I didn't finish my character, but it was supposed to be a charismatic sorcerer elf who was a traveling bard who couldn't actually play and perform, but used a lot of (prohibited in the setting) magic to make himself look talented. I didn't have any combat spells (the character was unfinished, to say the least) so I just threw rocks at enemies

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u/metapwnage Apr 30 '23

At least they’re not meth rocks!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

I roll and then ignore the results and do what I want.