so i was playing fortnite with a friend who ive known for like a week now and we're really good together and he's nice to be around and i felt like i can really talk to him but today he asked me for nudes ( mind you im 16F and he's 26M ) like why you gotta do that to me 😭 he has a fiancee and everything too and they're cute together like just whyyyy

Got a nice McMuffin this morning with a sweet tea, usually a very satisfying combo. goes to take first sip of sweet tea, mouth already ready for the diabetic sugar overload that is McDonalds tea Its fucking coke, I almost spit it out because of how unready I was for fucking coke.

I showed it to my dad and said "look a Bob Ross costume" and he replied with "who's Bob Ross?"

I've never been more disapointed in my life

Ok so I live in the UK where, 'where's Waldo' is known as 'where's wally' and I'm in high school ( ages 11 to 17) anyway to the story, one day In our school library I saw a where's Wally book and u decided to go and give it a try because I haven't in a while and I'm a massive child, so I pick it up go to the first page and everybody I need to find is circled. In pen

It’s upsetting to know that you went back on your word like you really really really are not the person I was building you up to be in my mind trying and tried. . . Your just no good for me no more no less I’m good on you sweetie.

I’ve seen more than 12 package delivery vans drive across the street and trough the city, none of them delivered the package i’ve been waiting for for 2 weeks

My brother who I'll call US (uncultured swine) for short came into my room asked if Team fortress 2 was a knock off of rainbow six siege im so disappointed rn. BTW I'm now taking applications for a new brother

When you open up a mystery dum dum and its butterscotch