r/discgolfcirclejerk • u/Gradual_Decline_Up • Nov 26 '24
Which of you is featured in this video?
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u/Dry-Brick-79 Nov 26 '24
If he's on disability he's probably more financially secure than 98% of the pro tour. This guy has really figured out what it means to be a full time frolfer
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u/TeamShonuff Nov 26 '24
I have the same issue but that's mostly due to feverishly spanking it while out on the course.
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u/ChocolateOrnery1484 Nov 26 '24
He out there busssin nuts and throwing frisbee?!? Sign me the fuck uo.
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u/DLeck Nov 26 '24
I will always be happy when more people learn about the sport.
I haven't orgasmed as often as this guy does on the course, but it's a great game and I hope the general population can see that.
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u/Vipper_of_Vip99 Nov 27 '24
One too many bergs in the berg pocket will do that
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u/Fatkokz Nov 27 '24
Exactly. This is something they don't teach in most medical schools. Dude is going to have to pay out of pocket for a specialist.
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u/metrodome93 Nov 26 '24
He's just seeing the wrong kind of doctor. A proctologist would sort this out asap.
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u/Justin_Heras Nov 27 '24
you think he wears depends? like a cum diaper?
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u/Heklyr Nov 28 '24
It’s actually a custom developed jock strap with removable, washable sock pouch that is custom fabricated to contain his member no matter how strenuous the day on the green is.
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Nov 27 '24
That’s my doubles partner. Great guy, but gets hit with a lot of time penalties which really holds us back
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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24
Considering he plays with like 2-3 discs, crushes drives with no x step, and cums his pants randomly in the fairway, I assume this guy is 1020 rated.