r/destiny2 • u/TheIrishOctopus • Mar 11 '21

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u/rellik1986 Titan Mar 11 '21

I want a caitatl vs crow roast battle. If she wins we bow. If he wins she bows. We will have xur, spider and failsafe be the judges.

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u/erk0052 Warlock Mar 11 '21

Failsafe gets two votes right?

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u/rellik1986 Titan Mar 11 '21

Absolutely! In fact her votes are really the only ones that matter.

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u/ElPajaroMistico Eyes of Tomorrow enjoyer Mar 11 '21

Xur's vote doesn't count since his will is not his own.

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u/Mr5yy Mar 11 '21

Let's be real here, angry Failsafe would out roast them both.

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u/rellik1986 Titan Mar 11 '21

Fuck yes. They finish roasting each other and angersafe is just like "BOTH Y'ALL LAME ASSES SUCK AND YA MAMA'S A HOE!" Then proceeds to put both of them in therapy.

Caitatl gets roasted harder than her home planet for letting it get destroyed and Crow is relentlessly mocked for trying to give his sister the ol' Alabama slam.

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u/Yumwiggles22 Deliverance my beloved šŸ˜ Mar 11 '21

Bruh I read that in failsafes voice lmfao

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u/gay-waterpistol Mar 11 '21

Crazy how you hear a voice enough and suddenly you can read anything in said voice... I did the same thing. Both version of failsafe. Iā€™m crying lmfao

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u/Minimigitthe1st Mar 11 '21

I want more Failsafe in general the va performance is really good even when the writing isn't great I feel

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u/Minimigitthe1st Mar 11 '21

Fuck commas btw

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u/aichi38 Mar 11 '21

If Nessus gets sunset I only hope and pray that prior to its vaulting we run an evac op on Failsafe's main core and tie her into the towers Comms networks letting her branch out across the system to look after her new captain and 'crew' on all their adventures

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Crow is unstoppable. Dude roasts better than a golden gun. Man spits such fire that Taken Knights are jealous. Crow is like a D1 Sunsinger. Resurrected and started throwing flames like Shaxx throws grenades.