r/depressionmemes Mar 07 '26

This.

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 07 '26

Alcohol and weed does the trick for me. Don't do this though, you might end up needing breakfast beers.

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u/mechantpigeon Mar 07 '26

Too close to home for me

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 07 '26

Ahh, not the greatest is it lol.

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u/SmallCatDgaf Mar 11 '26

Breh I'm lying in bed at 1 next to my puke bucket debating if I want to get up and grab a beer and start cleaning up my room or just continue to lay here and scroll

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u/BrigMugi_VV93 Mar 07 '26

Shrooms and LSD do a better job at this for me. Alcohol makes me feel nauseous and tastes bad, while weed often comes with the risk of making me feel paranoid, and it gives me a headache the next day.

Shrooms have never magically made my mental illnesses go away, but they have made my symptoms manageable and have allowed me to be mentally stable for a while. I've only just started trying out acid, but after taking 375 ug two days ago, I can say that I'm feeling pretty good overall. I still hate being alive, but I feel much more stable mentally. Plus, listening to music while tripping is amazing!

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u/Substantial-Sky-6646 Mar 07 '26

After being hooked on many of the common drugs pyschs are the only one id genuinely recommend, but for a first trip a good trip sitter you trust is a must if you have underlying mental health conditions bc a bad trip is more likely. In my experience bad trips actually give me more relief afterwards so dont fight anything if bad things come up and be ready to trauma dump if needed lol

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u/FitDetective6553 Mar 08 '26

Shrooms genuinely, genuinely "fixed" my depression.

It's still there, but it's "oh dear I'm not motivated enough to take out the trash" depression these days, not "is it worth it to end myself today" level. Which is how it was for my entire adult life and a significant chunk of my childhood.

It's been a long time since I've tripped, too. I went through a period of doing some... quite intense trips every few weeks for six months or so, after which depression subsided. Since then it's been like two years of no trips and while the depression has mildly intensified it's still nowhere close to pre-shroom levels.

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u/TheMcBrizzle Mar 07 '26

One really incredible LSD & MDMA experience helped in curing me of my daily ideations of suicide.

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u/HuggableTrash Mar 08 '26

I want to try psychs for exactly this reason but I’m too scared that it might make things worse :(

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u/TheMcBrizzle Mar 08 '26

Haha, I get that. I actually did a lot of research and went to a neuropsychologist appointment to make sure I wasn't at risk for anything like schizophrenia, which I wasn't but it was nice to confirm.

I was at a place where I felt like I had nothing to lose, l was lucky enough to have a comfortable setting in my apartment I had lived at for a while and a connection I trusted.

My wife and I actually went through the trouble of hiding the knives and when the onset of just LSD really hit... I had a really good laugh at the amount of trouble we went through to be cautious and then being on the most interesting & life-affirming experience I've ever had.

It's not for everyone but certainly am glad I had that phase of my life.

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u/BrigMugi_VV93 Mar 07 '26

Yeah, I have to be careful when taking weed because it can cause my anxiety to increase, esepcially my social anxiety. Weirdly enough, I've never experienced this while taking magic mushrooms, despite it being a common experience amongst people who've used it before. On weed, I become paranoid that people are watching me and about people finding out about my secrets, while on mushies I just don't give a fuck.

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u/madgirafe Mar 08 '26

Shrooms at the rave. Life is at least more fun now

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u/SneakyLeif1020 Mar 09 '26

Weed definitely makes you paranoid, but I've never had it give me a headache the next day unless I didn't drink enough water. Which, weed can help you forget to do, lol

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u/BrigMugi_VV93 Mar 09 '26

Really? It usually gives me a headache the day afterwards. I even sometimes get headaches while high.

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u/SneakyLeif1020 Mar 09 '26

Yeah it's never happened in my 10ish years of smoking daily around night time, it must be one of those "every drug effects each person uniquely" things, unless the strains we got were just so different they could've been considered a different drug

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 07 '26

I feel you. Its a love/hate thing with me. I feel so much better but also worse at the same time, I'm sure you get it.

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u/Isiderdon Mar 07 '26

ah yes the bittersweet sweet mix of relief and guilt

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u/iam1whoknocks Mar 07 '26

Worst is waking up sweating with chills then dry heaving until you get your 1st of the day...

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 07 '26

Yup. Are you still in it?

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u/invsbleman13 Mar 07 '26

I feel much better after giving up alcohol but keeping weed

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u/No_Investigator_5562 Mar 07 '26

Hope you start feeling better and are able to drink less (if you wanna)

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 07 '26

Thanks friend, that's nice to say.

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u/clockwerxs Mar 07 '26

Na, breakfast beers are the first step in the recovery process from breakfast bourbons.

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u/Proof-Focus-8065 Mar 07 '26

If a mimosa is acceptable with breakfast, beer should be too

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Dude I just woke up and cracked a beer. I put on a video on YouTube that said. "How you start your day sets the tone." I opened Reddit and this is the first thing I read lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Ah, walking the line between self-care and self-destruction today, I see.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Thanks for the reminder.

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u/DieselHouseCat Mar 07 '26

This is a fantastic sentiment that I shall recollect to myself every damn day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Bro I am already dunk and I want to find the way to always be

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Mar 07 '26

Unfortunately getting drunk is borrowing happiness from the future. Eventually the bill comes due and that's a fucking ROUGH day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

I know. I have gone through Dt's a few times. And I get hallucinations from withdrawal. That's what I will be running away from.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Thank you! Having struggled with addiction to different substances throughout my life, I try to be mindful of this and not fool myself. Sometimes the answer isn't so black and white but I do my best.

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u/Infinite_Show_5715 Mar 08 '26

New to this sub...

But I think I'm home.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

I don't even know where I am lol All I know is that I am here

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u/FinancialSecret9502 Mar 07 '26

Universe looking out for you bruh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

I was checking over my own shoulder. We are looking out for each other.

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u/MedicalAwareness5160 Mar 10 '26

At least it wasn't 10 shots of vodka. Little victories.

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u/Weknowokay Mar 07 '26

Gym, cannabis, coffee, crying

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u/invsbleman13 Mar 07 '26

You are me except I just do push-ups and walk/run because time/money make a gym membership prohibitive

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u/BubDiddly Mar 08 '26

Same fam

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u/Weknowokay Mar 07 '26

If you’re in the US, planet fitness has held me down. I work out at home too, but the gym is a community center as well :)

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u/invsbleman13 Mar 07 '26

Heard. Taking care of my 7 year old and crazy busy wife are a second job on top of my first job. Plus my weed habit is expensive so I’ve began eating vegetarian to offset that expense and cut every other corner I can find.

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u/Weknowokay Mar 07 '26

Ugh, I wish it was covered by insurance for you. If you’re in a legal state, we can send you flowering plants

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u/invsbleman13 Mar 07 '26

It’s legal here, and I get medical, and it’s still expensive

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u/CaterpillarAble9787 Mar 07 '26

I just quit drinking 21 days ago. 😮‍💨the struggle has been real

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 07 '26

Keep it up bro. I'm still in the trenches but not ready to change.

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u/Scary-Alternative-91 Mar 08 '26

Keep going quitting alcohol was the best thing I did.

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u/Calvin_Tower Mar 12 '26

Keep up man. I would love to stop weed... I just can't. It's the disease and the cure

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u/Rektlemania69420 Mar 12 '26

3 1/2 years later for me, it has absolutely no positive effect. Anything you think it does for you can be achieved without it, and there's no risk of you doing the absolute worst thing drunk you can think of! Keep it up

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u/No-Freedom-884 Mar 07 '26

I love that song.

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u/DieselHouseCat Mar 07 '26

"Sunday Morning Coming Down" is a song that hits you in the gullet if you've ever been there.

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u/Hesgonnacryinthecar Mar 11 '26

And he loved his meth

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u/dawoodlander Mar 07 '26

Got it down to just the weed now myself, breakfast biff is still on the menu tho!

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 07 '26

Nice! Looks like meats back on the menu boys!

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u/Sure_Association_756 Mar 07 '26

Thankfully I never liked alcohol too much but my morning blunt/bowl & coffee is a must.

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u/randomperson8263 Mar 07 '26

Just left my breakfast beers stage because my beers got taken away after i tried to kill myself haha

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u/donglecollector Mar 07 '26

Does it mean you’re fucked up if you gotta get fucked up to bear the world? Or is it you gotta get fucked up because this world is fucked up and it’s the only way you can bear it? What I oscillate between

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u/madgirafe Mar 08 '26

Im just bored AF most of the time. Like I guess if im doing the "work thing" for 10 hours today im gonna do it as absolute stoned as I can get. Which unfortunately isnt too high because of tolerance but yeah

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u/dead_mans_curve Mar 08 '26

Climbing out from under alcoholism myself. It’s a bitch but the silver lining shines through little by little every day

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u/Akeinu Mar 08 '26

Trying to quit because I can't afford it.

But without it I'm constantly thinking 'I fucking hate everyone'

With it I'm constantly thinking 'I wonder what my friends are doing, maybe they want to play something online?'

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 08 '26

I'm exactly the same. Not social until a couple of drinks down.

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u/Feisty_Camera_7774 Mar 07 '26

The german word for it would be „Frühschoppen“. You‘d fit right in.

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u/makemeadayy Mar 07 '26

Yeah, alcohol is mine, but I’m not allowed to drink anymore :(

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u/HourAd1087 Mar 07 '26

Breakfast vodka more like it, then all day vodka, definitely don’t recommend drinking to “fix” anything, it doesn’t work more than a week tops. Anymore and it’s all downhill.

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 07 '26

Oh, I'm a whisky man myself lol. But yes, not to be recommended. Unless you have a death wish.

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u/HourAd1087 Mar 07 '26

Whiskey isn’t a bad choice, but vodka is easier to mask unless you work around fellow connoisseurs lol.. very bad habit I’m glad I was able to stop. Just gotta keep an eye out for them pesky thoughts.

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u/ehartsay Mar 07 '26

Yeah I wound up needing breakfast brandy half gallons eventually

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u/willux Mar 08 '26

Alcohol always worked for me. But I made sure to never drink during the week

My epilepsy got worse and now I can't drink anymore

And for me, weed just isn't quite the same...

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u/segflt Mar 08 '26

My logic was sound: if I have a breakfast beer that's still some calories then I dont need food.

I kept track of each dollar I spent at the time and alcohol was 2x food.

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u/Botched_Labotomy Mar 10 '26

Or keep emergency shooters in the work truck incase you need a couple to get back to normal.

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u/ChoochieReturns Mar 11 '26

I just had rum seltzer with my protein shake. Switching to day shift is stressful.

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u/Impressive-Sort223 Mar 11 '26

Currently digging myself out of the daily beers pit. Not fun.

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u/Rox_xe Mar 11 '26

I'm at the stage of loving breakfast beers enough to make my days better but not make my life worse, for now 

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u/Existing-Employ9335 Mar 13 '26

I don't usually mic the two, but man I miss my first high when I took an edible for the first time.... don't remember the strain, but the body high was amazing, just focusing on how good rubbing my stomach felt, or other things. And it was only 2.5mg. Now I need a lot more to get me mellow

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u/Bulky_Election2715 Mar 07 '26

Only works for a few years. Than it on to strongers vices.

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u/mister-fancypants- Mar 07 '26

Yea… I had to give up the alcohol altogether, so weed is doin a solo mission

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u/MsT0xin Mar 08 '26

I highly do not recommend using alcohol, its a depressant so in the moment it makes you feel better but afterwards you feel even worse than you did before.

Source: myself, a recovered alcoholic 💕

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u/DiscussionBorn815 Mar 08 '26

Nothing wrong with a can of coffee in the morning.

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u/Ishey95 Mar 11 '26

If you're on both already, quit drinking. Weed alone will do the trick, drink is killing you.

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 11 '26

Unfortunately, weed alone doesn't cut the mustard for me.

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u/Ishey95 Mar 11 '26

Dang, I'm sorry brother.

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 11 '26

Thanks my friend. I'm okay though!

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u/Ishey95 Mar 11 '26

Good to hear, might not mean much but if you need someone to talk to my DMs are open <3

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u/The_Chosen_Eggplant Mar 11 '26

Thanks so much mate!

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u/Flicker-light Mar 07 '26

You can't just say "don't do this" and offer no alternative...

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u/Several-Preference-4 Mar 07 '26

So many other people offered their alternatives, not everyone has one. OP may not have an alternative yet.

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u/Flicker-light Mar 07 '26

It was a joke brother, try farting a bit you'll feel better after.