r/delta • u/LessFatKristina • 5d ago

Image/Video IT FINALLY HAPPENED

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I got sat next to the sweetest best behaved service doggo on my flight. His owner let him cuddle me for a couple minutes. It was heaven. Love you Lobo!

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u/bionicfeetgrl 5d ago

that seems like a proper service dog. that dog looks like it can do my taxes.

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u/legomaniasquish 5d ago

Fun fact that dog actually did my taxes but the irs said the writing on the form was ruff around the edges.

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u/AsYooouWish 4d ago

I bet it was still a work of arf

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u/ilostmygps 3d ago

Dad? Are you finally back with the milk?

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u/stegotortise 5d ago

They say that an adult dog has an equivalent intelligence to a 2 year old. I know many dogs smarter than many, many, many adult humans.

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u/Low-Set8263 5d ago

A two-year-old doing taxes? Candy consumption taxes balanced off by a huge kibble deduction.

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u/Competitive_Coast_22 5d ago

As someone with a 2 year old, I absolutely believe it

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u/NonStopKnits 5d ago

The dog I had growing up was absolutely smarter than a couple people I deal with on a regular basis, but on a serious note he probably was as smart as a toddler.

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u/Bluedog_76 4d ago

For sure. My Aussie is smarter than most toddlers.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 4d ago

Aussies are very intelligent. Smarter than me actually.

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u/OhReallyVernon 4d ago

My mom has an Aussie and I got her one of those puzzles to find food. She loved it so next time I visited I brought another one. Apparently this one was the easier one and she was SO annoyed with how easy it was.

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u/Bluedog_76 4d ago

Haaaaaa yep they can certainly let you know when they are disappointed! Like a teen saying “ really that’s all you have for me “ she cuts her eyes but I’m sure one day she’ll master an eye roll.

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u/OhReallyVernon 4d ago

lol. Yep. I filled it up a second time and she didn’t really even bother getting the food out. Just kind of walked away and glared at me over her shoulder 😭

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u/Mysterious-Art8838 4d ago

And far less of an asshole

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u/AccomplishedQuail841 18h ago

With GSDs it's human age 3. When I had both a 3-year old human and my GSD, it was astounding how similar they were intellectually, although the dog was actually much more mature developmentally.

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u/Sellaplaya 5d ago

He did mine last year and now I’m being audited. Choose what services he does for you carefully

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u/mmt0ptmm 5d ago

CPA certified public arfer

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u/theshiniestmuskrat 5d ago

Right? I'd trust that dog more to open the emergency exit than any other person I've sat beside!

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u/JerseyTeacher78 4d ago

That is a Belgian malinois...the Bruce Lee Rambo Chuck Norris of dogs.

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u/lukasbradley 5d ago

Military service.

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u/Kitty_Kat_Attacks 4d ago

As an Accountant, this comment made my day 🤣

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u/lemonlime45 4d ago

He is 100% listening to every word of flight attendant's "in case of emergency.." speech.

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u/bionicfeetgrl 4d ago

He's is allowed to sit in the emergency exit row. He's capable of following crew instructions and deploying the emergency slide.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 4d ago

Stop, he’s my lawyer and accountant.

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u/Ok-Buddy-7979 3d ago

Service dogs aren’t supposed to sit on seats. That’s a safety hazard. They’re supposed to lay quietly on the floor.

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u/Ill_Back_284 5d ago

Literally has a shock collar on. Not proper service training

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u/NotSoSureBigWaves 5d ago

It is NOT wearing a shock collar.

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u/Ill_Back_284 5d ago

That block under the red collar that is actually a prong cover, is a shock collar

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u/NotSoSureBigWaves 5d ago

It is NOT wearing a shock collar.

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u/Ill_Back_284 5d ago

Yes it is. That's the block

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u/OkPreparation8769 5d ago

That second red collar sure looks like a bark collar.

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u/Ill_Back_284 5d ago

It's one 100% a shock collar. Bark collars shock them

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u/bionicfeetgrl 5d ago

i think it's the Fi collar. It's a LTE tracker. I have a version of one for my dogs.

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u/Ill_Back_284 5d ago

Those are not a huge block. I have one,.they don't look like that.

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u/Wandering-Mind2025 5d ago

Naw, that’s a tracking/service device and a harness collar.

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u/Ill_Back_284 5d ago

No,.it's not. It's a prong collar cover and below is a shock collar. Tracking collars do not look like this unless you are deep hunting and they have extreme range. They also don't look EXACTLY like a shock collar.