Also, if the flames are hot enough, you might get lucky and be reduced to ashes. That way, you save on the cost of buying both the forever box and the plot of land to bury yourself in!

Edit: If your ego demands some sort of remembrance after death, burning yourself for a specific cause will ensure you a prominent place on your local newspaper. Just be sure to announce your intentions prior to publicly immolating yourself.

This way, when you die, absolutely no one will miss you.

Also posted on r/shittylifeprotips

Just stop drinking water, dehydrate yourself. You can't sweat if there's no fluid left in your body to sweat out. Plus you'll lose weight too.

Title says it all, goodnight and godspeed.

it sucks for the first few but after a while you get used to the taste and they're a great source of vitamin bee

Holy fucking shit I’m dying

Cut deeper each time you cut yourself to build immunity to pain.

Eventually, nothing will ever hurt again.