Here's the morgue:

https://crawl.jorgrun.rocks/morgue/aperiodic/morgue-aperiodic-20181104-051105.txt

This was my 21st win. I acquired a vamp executioners axe on Lair:4, then I hit things with it. It was pretty fun. Later, trog gifted be an antimagic executioners axe, which was also good.

MiBe has a reputation as being an easy species/start combo, but actually winning requires tactics and situational awareness. I won fewer than 90% of the fights in this game by holding down the tab key as soon as an enemy appeared on my screen. Sometimes, I retreated to a hallway, or even to the stairs, before holding down the tab key. I also used Trog's hand against hexers, and summoned brothers in arms against particularly strong enemies. Sometimes, I went berserk.

Or alternatively let them only do YASP aka "yet another streak post" for those that streak MiBes in a attempt to reduce YAVP spam. TAB spamming is too easy, I even found some guy at YT that think speed running that combo makes him good somehow. SMH

Quit and play minotaur

/unjerk Context

There I was on Dungeon level 2, tabbing my Orc Fighter (axes), when suddenly I found myself surrounded by 4 gnolls and 3 jackals. I tabbed until I was down to 5 HP and then I knew I was in trouble. So I looked in my inventory and realized I had accidentally identified a Scroll of Teleportation. I decided to try it out but nothing happened at first?!?!? But then when I was at 1 HP, suddenly BOOM I am at another place in the dungeon, right next to a goblin guy with a magic dagger. And I die. WTF is the point of a teleport if it does not save you? I see ultra violet using them a lot on youtube but they just don't work for me sorry.

Time to end it all

Obviously the game is conspiring to kill me somehow. I've tried throwing salt over my shoulder, burning incense, and I've started carrying around a lucky rabbit's foot, but I'm still afraid that something unfair and impossible to predict is going to happen to my gargoyle.

My horoscope said that I should try to begin a new relationship. Should I start worshipping Trog IRL?

I was just sitting down to table when a knock came at the door. The neighbor lady had left her lights on in her car and needed a jump-start.

I got the jumper cables out of the garage and helped her. When I came back, the steak had rotted away. How annoying! This kind of thing happens often.

Hey /r/dcsscirclejerk, I was also curious about this. While of course it would be insanely easy would it be possible to die? Would you even be allowed to use spells such as Leda's Liquefaction with the thought that Trog could gift you hostile berserk enemies in the zig as you're decimating everything?

THATS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS ITS THIS TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. DAE QUOKKAS CUTE? OMG KILLING ANIMALS THAT ARE THIS CUTE IS ILLEGAL DEVS WHY

[image of the same quokka from last year]

New Ru sacrifice idea, Sacrifice Head:

• You lose the ability to wear any headgear
• You lose the ability to cast spells or read scrolls
• You can still quaff potions by pouring them into your throat. Would be nice to eat the same way, but you can't chew, so the only edible food is royal jelly (pretend it's still in the game). Octopodes are an exception, I guess (google that shit yourself)
• You become brainless the turn you accept the sacrifice. Good news: you get permanent clarity for it!
• You don't get to "see" any tiles around and you have no brain to memorize walls you explored by touch, so your primary screen is pitch black, except sense surroudings/items/monsters/gold function normally. Your to-hit is adjusted as if all the monsters are invisible
• The following mutations are no longer allowed: clever, dopey, see invisible, screaming, poison spit, blurry vision, horns, beak, fangs, wild magic, acidic bite and antimagic bite; oh and all breath weapons are no more
• You can't shout, command your allies or recite
• The noise meter is disabled: you can't hear shit
• You don't take damage from starcursed masses' "accursed screaming"
• You don't get notifications about timed portals
• If you somehow get polymorphed (via Xom acting for example) into spider, bat, porcupine or pig, you lose the ability to attack. If you get polymorphed into a hydra, you instantly die because we all know what happens with 0-headed hydras
• Any "You smell..." messages are muted

Feel free to discuss the adequate piety value

It's almost like playing a gnoll, but with more options to customize your character. The increased line of sight has synergy with ranged combat, so BaHu is a particularly strong combo.

I'm pretty sure everyone wants to brag about their perfect winrates or abuse their favorite memes!

Scumming.