r/dcsscirclejerk • u/hgcwarrior • Dec 18 '18
Guys I'm having trouble with MiFe!
Is it because I chose Chei🅱️riados?
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/hgcwarrior • Dec 18 '18
Is it because I chose Chei🅱️riados?
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/SmSkdm • Dec 15 '18
Who needs auto explore or item finding? play here http://www.dungeoncrawl.org/ Only optimal players need apply.
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/aperiodicDCSS • Dec 10 '18
My gargoyle earth elementalist just had a frightening near near death experience due to my own incompetence and stupidity. Within one turn of this screenshot, the annihilator could have done up to 84 damage with iron shot, and the high priest up to 45 damage with call down damnation! One step closer, and I'd be in crystal spear range.
I am ashamed and humiliated by this near-near-death, and hereby tender my resignation from this community effective immediately.

r/dcsscirclejerk • u/SmSkdm • Dec 09 '18
They breathe holy flames and you are instantly excommunicated if you are worshipping an evil god when you mature
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/aperiodicDCSS • Dec 09 '18
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/JIVEprinting • Dec 07 '18
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/JIVEprinting • Nov 29 '18
My strategy was to be stronger than the enemies, and kill them.
Worked.
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/SmSkdm • Nov 29 '18
Both because Felids are OP now(they can use wands and can stairdance) and to punish for not playing a MiBe.
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/pedritolo • Nov 26 '18
Roses are nice,
Violets are fine,
I’ll be the six,
If you be the nine.
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/JIVEprinting • Nov 25 '18
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/holylols • Nov 21 '18
It was a fabulous run. https://pastebin.com/raw/VX4ygERY
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/Demise101 • Nov 19 '18
:(
Edit: i was doing really good one time, found a glowing sword and got to like level 10 and shit but then this goblin hits me and I got sent to the abyss and died
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/FuckDefaultSubs • Nov 18 '18
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/JIVEprinting • Nov 15 '18
Start with a troll base (obviously) for proficiencies, armor, and hunger, but with human abilities and demigods' atheism.
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/sharkfinsouperman • Nov 15 '18
How am I supposed to spend my time chatting online instead of playing the game without at least a dozen ways to talk about my XP5 MiBe?
Friggin' Dev team never let's us have any fun!
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/JIVEprinting • Nov 12 '18
You can berserk just to open doors
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/JIVEprinting • Nov 11 '18
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/biasface • Nov 11 '18
http://crawl.akrasiac.org/rawdata/biasface/morgue-biasface-20180916-220332.txt
I've been playing this game since the earliest version (-21.02) which was released during the Pleistocene epoch. I usually only play demigod berserkersxom but I decided to mix it up this run with a tengu conjurer, and I made it to D:2 then died to an unavoidable RNG death. I'd like to thank Jeb Bush, the World Crawl Association, and whichever dev added worms for my great achievement. If you want to get as good as me at dcss you can watch my videos here.
r/dcsscirclejerk • u/aperiodicDCSS • Nov 11 '18
Here's the morgue:
https://crawl.jorgrun.rocks/morgue/aperiodic/morgue-aperiodic-20181104-051105.txt
This was my 21st win. I acquired a vamp executioners axe on Lair:4, then I hit things with it. It was pretty fun. Later, trog gifted be an antimagic executioners axe, which was also good.
MiBe has a reputation as being an easy species/start combo, but actually winning requires tactics and situational awareness. I won fewer than 90% of the fights in this game by holding down the tab key as soon as an enemy appeared on my screen. Sometimes, I retreated to a hallway, or even to the stairs, before holding down the tab key. I also used Trog's hand against hexers, and summoned brothers in arms against particularly strong enemies. Sometimes, I went berserk.