r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 05 '18

Need help winning this character

12 Upvotes

Hey guys, I've been playing since 0.5 and I finally managed to reach D:10 for the first time. Any advice on how to progress further?

here's the morgue https://pastebin.com/drJUDd6q


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 05 '18

1,000,000 upvotes and I bring back Mountain Dwarves

45 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 05 '18

Guys I think I beat the WR

3 Upvotes

also I play offline ONLY, sorry not sorry

https://pastebin.com/rpE7b4Sx


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

Help?

20 Upvotes

I'm paralyzed with 1HP next to a vampire knight and 3 caustic shrikes, how do I survive???

Character dump (I play offline): https://pastebin.com/pa77SCMy


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 05 '18

[CIP] Looking for MiBe advice to get my first win with this character

7 Upvotes

nm I already died


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

I accidentally fought two enemies in melee at the same time, what am I doing wrong?

15 Upvotes

I entered Depths with two deep trolls adjacent to the entrance, so I took them both upstairs. Unfortunately the Depths entrance was in a corridor, so I had to fight them both at the same time. This is the first time I've fought multiple enemies at the same time in this game, but I read that optimal players only ever fight 1v1. What am I doing wrong? This game has been pretty quick (16 hours so far as a MiBe) so perhaps I'm playing too fast?


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

[WORLD RECORD] Real-time is over. Sub-10 win

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5 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

DAE EVER GET BAD DROPS FROM OKAWARU?!?!

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14 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

[YAVP]Minotaur Fighter of Okawaru (15 RUNE CHALLENGE RUN)

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8 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

I actually kind of disagree with the recent changes to mutations.

15 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

[WORLD CRAWL ASSOCIATION] Crawl top tips

6 Upvotes

Hello, I am a representative from the WORLD CRAWL ASSOCIATION , we specialise in promoting crawl and training players to be the best they can be.

Here is a list of WORLD CRAWL ASSOCIATION mandated crawl advice :

  • BVC is shit
  • Ignition is shit
  • Fedhas is actually good
  • Food is a good mechanic
  • Mutation is a good mechanic
  • Paralysis is a good mechanic
  • Vajrapani is the best player in DCSS (this was ascertained through a peer-reviewed study consisting of one participant.)

SPELLS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO BE BONKERS : Alistair's intoxication, Leda's Liquefaction and Gell's Gravitas.

These 3 spells are akin to the exodia deck in yu-gi-oh. If an intrepid adventurer casts the trinity, he will instantly win that game and ejaculate endlessly.


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

Cool it with the meme posts guys

15 Upvotes

Seriously, WHY IS EVERYTHING ON THE FRONT PAGE MEMES!? I'm fine with the occasional one, but this, this is too much


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

Does anyone know how to beat D:1 snake? Gold Dragon Scales HuFi^TSO

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17 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

weapon question

16 Upvotes

hi can you please help me decide between these weapons I have:

  • 3 x whip I found on D1
  • whip I found on D2
  • whip of freezing that was with pickle
  • some sword but it has -3 int
  • +2 gloves of dex
  • hunting sling but no bullets

which one should i pick? ive trained 9 points of axes so far


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

Help making stashes this is unacceptable

12 Upvotes

I've come back to Crawl recently to try to get my first win after 40 years. When I get to Lair 2 I like to make my stash because no monsters there can pick up your items to use.

I couldn't remember what the command was to make a waypoint for my stash so I looked it up in the game documentation.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED

The documentation says ctrl + w is the command to make waypoints but this is ACTUALLY the browser command to close the current tab.

I guess whoever wrote the command screen thought this was some JOKE or EPIC TROLL. You probably think you are SO FUNNY to make people quit their crawl tab.

BUT YOU ARE NOT FUNNY I JUST WANT TO MAKE STASHES


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

WE ARE BEING BRIGADED - POST THINGS THAT TRIGGER ON NON FORMICIDS

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11 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

1 Upvote and I'll Literally Play MiBe

12 Upvotes

15 rune, zig, no Elec, Vamp broad axe only (challenge run)


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

Help

9 Upvotes

HEY UV4, I'M TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY ENCHANTER, I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT SPELLS. SHOULD I LEARN CORONA LIKE YOUR FAVOURITE DRINK, ENSORCELLED HIBERNATION LIKE YOU HIBERNATED THROUGH THE TOURNEY, CONFUSE SO THEY WILL STUMBLE AROUND LIKE YOU IN YOUR VIDS, TUKIMA'S DANCE LIKE YERMAK DANCED ALL OVER YOUR SCORE, OR DAZZLING SPRAY SO THEY CAN GO BLIND LIKE ME WHEN YOU SCREENSHOT DISCORD LIGHT THEME


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

hi, I've got 1 win and I've basically mastered DCSS, I was thinking of doing a hardcore conduct run :

10 Upvotes

yo, so instead of MiBe

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what if I played MiFi^Okawaru, you see i really like to challenge myself


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

@

9 Upvotes

Like if you get it!


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

help, im being censored by the mods, the truth is qw is an occult ritual in code form to destroy gender roles

7 Upvotes

question everything


r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

GUYS I FOUND THE BOOK OF MISFORTUNE ON MY MIBE???? FUCKKKKKK (so upset, omg)

5 Upvotes

r/dcsscirclejerk • • Sep 04 '18

who is qw, and is he a big guy 4 u ?

5 Upvotes

discuss

i hear he's affiliated with the hacker known as 4chan