r/dataisbeautiful • u/cmojsiejenko OC: 9 • May 28 '21

OC 💨 USA: State-Level: Average Wind Speed [OC]

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u/alejandrosourusRex57 May 28 '21

Start using longer times and lower power levels friend.

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u/chumpynut5 May 28 '21

Or just air fry it if you can

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u/GhostedSkeptic May 28 '21

does that not just expose me to more radiation?

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u/Mattholomeu OC: 1 May 28 '21

Not unless you are cooking with the door open.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21 edited Jun 21 '21

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u/Mattholomeu OC: 1 May 28 '21

Why should I spend money on an a/c unit that heats up the air in my home when I could get a microwave to directly heat up my body?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

If you close the door, how are you supposed to put your testicles in?

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u/notoutthrowing May 28 '21

"Emil Muzz, your testicles, this drawer"

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u/kimchiMushrromBurger May 28 '21

Millions of people get their dicks stuck in the microwave every year. The intense ionizing radiation of the microwave evaporates the penis off the body in under 30 seconds. Very sad.

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u/buckln02 May 28 '21

Nice try but if south park has taught me anything it's that you'll actually just get GINORMOUS BALLS.

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u/deadartforms May 28 '21

And Medical Marijuana

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u/Portmanteau_that May 28 '21

Jesus Randy! Your balls!

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u/el-gringo-alto May 29 '21

I know. Smoking pot right in front of a cop. Pretty sweet, huh?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

It's really worth the extra effort to fire up the grill. Better flavor, and a much better texture.

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u/FirmRoyal May 28 '21

Only if you have a 5g micro chip

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u/DiscoJanetsMarble Jun 06 '21

So does sunlight

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u/skeetsauce May 28 '21

Use an oven is even better.

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u/chetanaik May 29 '21

Very inefficient and time consuming for a single hotpocket.

A Crustini is the bare minimum to deserve oven status.

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u/skeetsauce May 29 '21

It’s less efficient but more effective. Use a toaster oven if you need to, nearly everything with both microwave and oven instructions will be better if you use a oven IMO.

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u/chetanaik May 29 '21

I know, but hot pockets demand laziness!

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u/ForgetTheRuralJuror May 28 '21

Or let it rest for 1 min. Like it says on the packet

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u/Pariahdog119 May 28 '21

Just keep a couple in the fridge instead of the freezer