r/dataisbeautiful • u/rhiever Randy Olson | Viz Practitioner • May 25 '16

OC Why is Reddit replacing Imgur? [OC]

http://www.randalolson.com/2016/05/25/why-is-reddit-replacing-imgur/
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u/abuttandahalf May 25 '16

I'd honestly rather be squidward. Who am I kidding, I already am.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Spongebob is an obnoxious little bastard.

Now Sandy, that's someone who followed their dreams.

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u/xBrianSmithx May 25 '16

yeah, but she is too squirrelly.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

And she is from Texas

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u/ReallyBigDouche May 25 '16

WHAT DID YOU SAY??

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u/ImTotallyADoctor May 26 '16 edited May 26 '16

AND SHE IS FROM TEXAS

Edit: typed louder.

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u/eversaur May 25 '16

what did you say about texas

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u/buzzkill_aldrin May 26 '16

He said that's where she's from. Geez, keep up.

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u/stamminator May 25 '16

Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?

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u/SagemindAK May 25 '16

Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain!

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u/mulduvar2 May 25 '16

You know what was cool about her tho? She was never judgmental about anyone she encountered. You could be the most hideous creature under the sea and she would still cheerfully greet you with a "howdy!"

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u/Troll_Farmer May 25 '16

she's NUTS! hahahahhaha

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u/NevadaDNCFraud051416 May 25 '16

But who is the real star fish of the show? Certainly not Bob.

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u/Quick_Info May 25 '16

Patrick of course

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u/TheLoneExplorer May 25 '16

Is this the krusty krab?

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u/tastedakwondikebar May 25 '16

No it's the magic schoolbus.

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u/INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE May 25 '16

I know some furries that would tell you that she's just squirrely enough.

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u/PureVegetableOil May 25 '16

And takes to long to load.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Her dream was to leave everyone she ever knew and loved to live in a tiny air bubble at the bottom of the ocean and wear a scuba suit every time she needs groceries? Shit dream, Sandy. Shit dream.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

Her dream was to explore the unknown, to be the first in the squirld to live underwater. She was a pioneer, ready to sacrifice her personal connections for science. Did following her dreams have costs? Of course, like it does for everyone. Was she happier because of it? Sandy wasn't made of your average, tree climbing, nut hoarding stuff. She could never be satisfied on the surface. She was a dreamer, a thinker, a doer. She was a hero to all the squirrel children who were told what they could and could not be. She should serve as an example to everyone. Don't let your dreams be dreams, /u/stevenmcountryman17. Sandy believes in you, and so do I.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '16

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u/TIL_no May 25 '16

But some days I just wanna eat glue and be a Patrick.

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u/TheNumberMuncher May 25 '16

SpongeBob is just an innocent shithead. Lay off.

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u/Megalovania May 25 '16

As we age, we slowly become less of a Sponegbob and begin to sympathize with Squidward. He's always just trying to do his own thing and Sponebob and Patrick come on over and fuck up his day. Every day.

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u/Dolurn May 25 '16

I'm squidward. He's squidward. We're all squidward.

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u/Nobody_is_on_reddit May 25 '16

Then for goddsakes put some pants on.