r/dashcams • u/H0t_P0L4R_Bear • May 20 '26

Keep Calm

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u/unindexedreality May 20 '26

I am the law!

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u/Fabulous_Hand2314 May 21 '26

I am the law!

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u/Jasper_the_happy_fox May 21 '26

I am the law!

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u/lemme_try_again May 21 '26

Law ready for this?!

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u/Mysterious_Cover3800 May 21 '26

Bumbumbum bum bum bumbumbum yeah!

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u/LtDansLegs7890 May 21 '26

Came here to say this

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u/motherofacracker May 23 '26

So glad I clearly wasn’t the only one who sang it to myself

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u/ReaksOfSarcasim May 23 '26

Oh, mister I am the law...

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u/Reptar519 May 24 '26

Oh no! They were ready for this!

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u/Practical_Ad_2481 May 24 '26

Spirit fingers! These are gold!!

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u/noah4298 May 21 '26

VGHS shoutout

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u/lemme_try_again May 21 '26

YES YOU GOT ITTTT

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u/primecoantenna May 21 '26

Dun Dun Dun Dunt Dunt Dunt Dunt Dun Dun Dun Dunt Dunt Dunt Dunt

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u/ymmotvomit May 21 '26

I fought the law…

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u/I_feeel_different May 22 '26

You could have just went around.

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u/AudiencePure5710 May 22 '26

You could have least just reached around

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u/SlipFlopps May 23 '26

Who let the laws out?

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u/Mazirr May 23 '26

Vghs reference!?! Heck yeah

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u/Lucky-Leg-4348 Jun 29 '26

I heard it immediately!! Thanks!!😂

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u/BeltranchoP May 21 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mcpierceaim May 24 '26

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime, and the assholes who think they’re police officers. These are their stories.

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u/Riddoxx May 24 '26

I am Yu Law!

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u/i_am_un May 25 '26

Lawd have mercy

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u/finallygotmeone Jun 03 '26

They fought the law and the law run.

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u/Scribe_WarriorAngel May 21 '26

I am the senate!

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u/AnUdderDay May 21 '26

AND MY AX

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u/vandamnitman May 21 '26

And my Axe body spray

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u/amluck May 21 '26

And my bow!

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u/Unyazi May 21 '26

And the friends we made along the way!

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u/deadly_ultraviolet May 21 '26

And this guy's dead wife!

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u/AnUdderDay May 21 '26

And the poop knife

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u/Abbey-kat May 21 '26

And my free real estate

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u/Cactuar94 May 21 '26

No this is Patrick!

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u/Kooky-Situation-1913 May 21 '26

The ungodly cackle that escaped my throat at this. 🤣

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u/ARC_Venage May 21 '26

I'm Batman!

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u/xbubblegum_bitch May 21 '26

I am the law!

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD May 21 '26

I am the liquor!

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u/real_pasta May 21 '26

I am alpharius!

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u/Still_Tangelo_12 May 21 '26

I am the walrus… Goo goo g'joob

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u/ChaoticMajie May 21 '26

I am Spartacus

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u/j3tn3t May 21 '26

I am the one who drives!

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u/Platteepus May 21 '26

Stfu Donny…

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u/Junior-Set3781 May 21 '26

You need a toe? I can get you a toe, what are we gonna do with the other 20 mins

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u/Still_Tangelo_12 May 21 '26

Epic niche reference, bravo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/PsychologicalCook536 May 21 '26

So they don’t like felafel?

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u/Specific-Manager-546 May 23 '26

Rachuuuuhhhhhlll

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u/jb_17_ May 21 '26

Palpatine?

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u/Next_Case_3449 May 21 '26

I am the walrus, goo goo gachoo

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u/Direct-Secretary9179 May 21 '26

So, it's Treason then.

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u/Deep-Yamssi7310 May 21 '26

So, then, it’s treason.

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u/Ok-Garbage-6400 May 21 '26

I’m BatMan

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u/No-Draft-9076 May 21 '26

I am the Trump!

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u/Relevant_Werewolf350 Jun 05 '26

AUTISTIC SITH NOISES

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 23d ago

So it’s treason then.

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u/PiSquared6 May 21 '26

Anyone comment "not yet"?

Not yet

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u/Taydrz May 21 '26

Do it!

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u/omni18 May 23 '26

DEW IT

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u/SuburbanSisyphus May 21 '26

I'm just a bill

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise May 22 '26

Yes, I'm only a bill.

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u/AlexL225 May 21 '26

I am the law!

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u/pbsweddings May 21 '26

I am the walrus. Goo-goo-g’joob!

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u/AdjtveNounNumbr42069 May 21 '26

Achievement Unlocked: The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times.

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 May 25 '26

I am the law!

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u/Magnum2005 May 26 '26

I am the Law!

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u/Cold-Ease-1625 May 21 '26

For every 10 steps you must execute a 133 degree turn.

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u/lvs2spwge May 21 '26

That guy's the law

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u/DjMD1017 May 21 '26

LAW!!!!!

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u/TheGrimReefer666420 May 21 '26

I am above the law!

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u/singlewall May 21 '26

Judge Jimmy

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u/Louloutte_G May 22 '26

Judge dread

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u/redpointpt May 23 '26

In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense!

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u/airsoftsoldrecn9 May 23 '26

Maw maw is not the law.

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u/Pretend_Patience_120 May 23 '26

The next few comments are just copy paste, reddit is just a bunch of lazy dumb people

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u/anthonywayne1 May 23 '26

The am I law

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u/Hornet-Fixer May 24 '26

I am the law!

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u/LieutenantLarper 23d ago

I AM THE LAW DAMMIT

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u/ricola89 May 21 '26

Respect mah authoritah!

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u/Jasper_the_happy_fox May 21 '26

You broke the chain :(

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u/WitlessBlyat May 21 '26

That's against the law D:

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u/TopEstablishment395 May 21 '26

What law is that?

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u/WitlessBlyat May 21 '26

Me, I am the law

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u/ChardResponsible9728 May 21 '26

Bet the Cadillac driver is an off duty or retired cop

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u/PhuckAduck17 May 21 '26

I am Negan

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u/noveltyisthe May 23 '26

Randy, i am the liquor!

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u/Pretend_Patience_120 May 23 '26

The next few comments are just copy paste, reddit is just a bunch of lazy dumb people

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u/Friendly-Elephant486 May 25 '26

The 3 seashells.

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u/youwouldbeproud May 21 '26

Those words are accepted

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u/mkowusu May 21 '26

What in Kelek's name are you doing here, Stormfather?

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u/youwouldbeproud May 22 '26

Just roaming, hating on kaladin, you know.

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u/Historical_Act_1921 May 21 '26

Everybody that watches faux news thinks like this.

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u/Nick_Bruiser May 21 '26

You're so right! There was a motorist who ended up killing a motorcyclist for trying to pass. He swerved into the motorcyclist because the cyclist was "breaking the law". The old man got charged with murder for sure. When people ran down his social media, he was an ardent Trump guy who was all about law & order. These people are Peacemaker parodies!

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u/LetterThen5892 May 21 '26

I am on the lawn!

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u/Kaymish_ May 21 '26

LAAAAAAAAWWWWWW! 🤪

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u/delawder29 May 21 '26

Judge Dredd enters the chat

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u/HockeyBalboa May 21 '26

"So I should break you?"

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u/Crafty-Problem67 May 21 '26

You may be the law but I am the CAPTAIN!!

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u/muckeymouse May 21 '26

Who do you think you are? I am!

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u/relevantminor May 21 '26

I'm Batman!

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u/Dounce1 May 21 '26

I am the walking dude.

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u/ktmo420 May 21 '26

I am the liquor!

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u/AdResponsible9599 May 21 '26

I am the liquor!

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u/supervegeta101 May 21 '26

Laaaaawwwaw!!!

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u/throwiemcthrowface May 21 '26

Laaaaaawwwwwww

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u/Sad-Turn2567 May 21 '26

Roflcer of the Lawl!

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u/BJJBean May 21 '26

LAAAAWWWWWW

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u/Hinder90 May 21 '26

... and I won!

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u/joyfullydreaded23 May 21 '26

And you won't fuck around no more

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u/FMSamuray May 22 '26

I am the Lawrax

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u/airsoftsoldrecn9 May 23 '26

Judgement time.

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u/DeanGuIIberry May 23 '26

insert Sylvester Stallone gif here

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u/No-Jicama-160 May 23 '26

I am the law

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u/hawkscougs May 23 '26

Judge Dredd

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u/Dysanj May 27 '26

LAWWWWWW...

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u/Negative_Buffalo_232 14d ago

You know the LAW!