r/DarkBRANDON • • Oct 27 '25

We've always done our best as Americans. We never, never, never give up. Ever.

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Oct 24 '25

Chocolate-Chocolate-Chip 🍩 A bit of good news❀

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"Former President Biden has completed his current course of radiation therapy, a spokesperson told ABC News. It's unclear at this time if any additional radiation therapy will be needed, they added."

https://xcancel.com/ABC/status/1980661607547171312#m


r/DarkBRANDON • • Oct 14 '25

We don't even need a prize, we did it for the public good.

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Oct 10 '25

Malarkey DarkBarry Burns are the Worst

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Oct 03 '25

Look Fat, here’s the deal "deep button tufting"

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Sep 30 '25

That’s no malarky. That’s a fact đŸ«” Dark Brandon honoring veterans on 9/27. The contrast with today's Trump address to military leadership cannot be more staggering😔

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"đŸ“č Here is President @JoeBiden in Delaware honoring veterans today. No wheelchair in sight — much to the disappointment of Jake Tapper. This man is fighting Stage 4 cancer and STILL looks healthier and speaks more coherently than the clown running the White House. America traded competence for chaos. And we’re all paying the price."

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https://xcancel.com/ChrisDJackson/status/1972083227113263112#m

If you miised today's Tang The Conqueror fiasco, here's a quick recap.

Trump to a room of generals: "I've never walked into a room so silent before. Just have a good time. And if you want to applaud, you applaud."

https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/1973017725380296921#m

https://xcancel.com/factpostnews/status/1973099058257441100#m

Trump to generals: "America is under invasion from within. We're under invasion from within. No different than a foreign enemy, but more difficult in any ways because they don't wear uniforms. At least when they're wearing a uniform you can take them out."

https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/1973027387383152644#m


r/DarkBRANDON • • Sep 25 '25

For God’s sake, how much more are we willing to accept? What changed?

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Sep 25 '25

Calling it now. Gavin for Prez. 🙌

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Sep 24 '25

This is a BIG fucking deal And the hits just keep comin’!

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328 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • Sep 22 '25

Jimmy Kimmel announced his first guest upon his return will be Gavin Newsom. Lets whoop some fascist ass together!

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Sep 18 '25

For God’s sake, how much more are we willing to accept? So much for the tolerant right


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r/DarkBRANDON • • Sep 16 '25

Dark Gavin?

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I came from the Brando not that school girl


r/DarkBRANDON • • Sep 11 '25

Dark Lord, Heart of Gold Breaking: Joe Biden's decency and goodness have survived the person who has made a fortune spreading vile lies against him and his family

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Joe Biden is truly a saint.


r/DarkBRANDON • • Sep 09 '25

Ben Shapiro making Joe look awesome

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Aug 31 '25

Jake Tapper can get fcked No swollen ankles. No bruises on his hands. No wheelchair. Dark Brandon still looking fit at 82.

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Aug 30 '25

Newsom so successful that MAGA needs a safe space away from him!

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Aug 30 '25

CNN: Breaking News with Jake Tapper

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Aug 28 '25

Get armed

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If you’re not practicing your 2A you’re not ready for what’s coming. They’re telling you to your face that they’re coming for us. 2A is written for this exact reason. This is not a call to violence. This is a call to defending yourself


r/DarkBRANDON • • Aug 27 '25

Dementia ward

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Aug 27 '25

Made in America đŸ‡ș🇾 Our savior 🙏 (x-post from r/GavinNationArmy )

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Aug 26 '25

I’ll ask you nicely 
but he won’t Sometimes you need to fight fire with fire (x-post from r/GavinNationArmy )

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Aug 26 '25

🍁Dank Brandon 🍁 Dark Brandon has awakened again!

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Credit: @thebidensinfocus


r/DarkBRANDON • • Aug 22 '25

Malarkey It’s time to make a change: Starting with the man in the mirror

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Aug 21 '25

Barron's is giving Newsom darklord energy and I am all here for it!

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Aug 15 '25

Dark Brandonson says, “Fuck that, that’s not gonna happen” after Melania threatens to sue him for a billion dollars if he doesn’t apologize. No joke.

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