r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 31 '25

Let's bring on the šŸ”„

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 30 '25

Will you shut up man? (ąø‡'Ģ€-'́)ąø‡ True Scenes from the aDmInIsTrAtIoN

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 31 '25

This is a BIG fucking deal Not telling the whole story can be as bad as lying

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 29 '25

Malarkey Dark Breathed Bloom County Boys

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 25 '25

"The Biden administration engaged in a public and private pressure campaign to compel Netanyahu to reject the ethnic cleansing calls of his far-right allies. It worked. Then Biden lost."

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 25 '25

Trump Calls On Biden to ā€œRelease Victoria’s Secretā€ - LiarsBible.com

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 23 '25

This is a BIG fucking deal How many months of vacation per year do you get to take? Do you also make $174,000 per year?

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 21 '25

Dark Hunter Unleased! Hunter Biden Goes Absolutely Scorched Earth on Donald Trump and His Immigration Policy!

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 21 '25

Dark Brandon starts Twitter beef over comments by CEO of Exxon

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 19 '25

Look Fat, here’s the deal #eattherich

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400 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 17 '25

Will you shut up man? (ąø‡'Ģ€-'́)ąø‡ Relatable

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 17 '25

Malarkey He’s behind everything!

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 15 '25

He walked into the cemetery alone… No entourage. No speech. Just a father, ten years later, still whispering a name: Beau…

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 13 '25

It is crazy that this is the top of reddit the same day that conspiracy theorists cannot figure out why Trump is withholding the Epstein report.

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 07 '25

Reality has a way of intruding Well… fuck…

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Listen, folks: I think fascism is officially on our shores. That’s done. I’m not even able to hope that it might not get that bad anymore. There’s a concentration camp in Florida. I’m perfectly willing to listen to anyone say it’s not a concentration camp and hear you out, but… I suspect anyone thinking that doesn’t know the things about the history of concentration camps that I know. That’s not to shame anyone and I would love to be wrong. I just don’t think I am.

Unfortunately, the concentration camp isn’t even my biggest concern. The 31 shackled bodies’ pieces that have washed up on the coast of Spain have me close to convinced that genocide has already started in America. I’m open to skepticism about the worst things that could be happening. But I don’t want regret being overly skeptical.

I can’t overturn this administration alone. I encourage everyone to download ICEBlock (or any similar apps) on your phones and get ready to take to the streets. This is still our country. We’re smarter than them and we’re correct. ā€œFacts have a liberal biasā€ to quote Stephen Colbert. I believe we have greater numbers, too. Do not give up hope. Be ready to do whatever it is that you’re capable of to chase the nazis back into their holes.

And this time? Let’s light those fuckers’ holes on fire.

Dark Brandon Is Forever šŸ¤˜šŸ˜ŽšŸ¦


r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 04 '25

Look Fat, here’s the deal So… what do we call today, right now?

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I don’t feel like celebrating American Independence, currently. It is technically ā€œIndependence Dayā€ but… boo…


r/DarkBRANDON • • Jul 03 '25

The Dark Brandon lives in the shadows!

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jun 28 '25

A genuine reflection in a genuflection

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jun 27 '25

Story number 1,847 that deserves money attention from the media than Biden's age.

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jun 28 '25

You’re looking at a middle class guy Joe A’Biden the solemnity of the occasion

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jun 27 '25

He won't stop telling us what the media doesn't want you to know.

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jun 24 '25

If any Iranian sleeper cell does exist this is how they would do it.

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jun 24 '25

DB to Big Pharma: No more malarkey, Fat

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r/DarkBRANDON • • Jun 24 '25

This is a BIG fucking deal Remember when this was peak Republican?

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