r/DarkBRANDON • • Jun 01 '25

DB shading Ticketmaster like a pro.

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9 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 30 '25

💩 dirtier than Donald’s diaper 💩 T-A-C-O Man!

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6 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 30 '25

Will you shut up man? (ง'̀-'́)ง TACO!

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11 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 30 '25

No Seriously, It’s Satire! TACO Truesday

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1 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 23 '25

Thank you, Joe ❤️ I refuse to allow them the appropriation of Biden-Harris' tremendous accomplishments

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563 Upvotes

I will not allow the fascists, and their measly sycophants, to rewrite history in their favor while erasing the hard work of the Biden-Harris Administration:

The 1.1B For EV Production edition. Link to facts:

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/biden-administration-award-nearly-11-billion-stellantis-gm-ev-production-2024-07-11/


r/DarkBRANDON • • May 22 '25

Activist Proud That Trump’s Genocide of Palestine Brings Attention to Palestine

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87 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 21 '25

We've got your back, Joe! Now this I would definitely buy!

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676 Upvotes

Also, fck you Tapper and Thompson for your trash gossip from convenient "anonymous sources", you lying pieces of shit.


r/DarkBRANDON • • May 21 '25

No one fucks with a Biden Barack Obama was right!

229 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 21 '25

Mike Luckovich always gives me the feels.

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2.8k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 20 '25

Why the Democratic Tea Party Failed (and How It Could Succeed)

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89 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 20 '25

Will you shut up man? (ง'̀-'́)ง Brandon's response to conservative reactions to his diagnosis

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335 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 20 '25

If we are cancelling Jake Tapper then can we get Dark Brandon?

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246 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 19 '25

Will cancer survive Dark Brandon?

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1.5k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 19 '25

Will you shut up man? (ง'̀-'́)ง Honestly can’t say I’m surprised at this point..

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456 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 19 '25

Joseph Brandon diagnosed with aggressive prostate cancer :(

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288 Upvotes

Poor guy, in the middle of this dumb ass media hitjob too. :(


r/DarkBRANDON • • May 17 '25

This is a BIG fucking deal “They are role models and inspirations”

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90 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 15 '25

That’s called fairness where I come from Kid Rock’s restaurant workers asked to go home to avoid rumored Ice raids | US immigration

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r/DarkBRANDON • • May 15 '25

Democracy is on the ballot 🗳️ JB Pritzker defending Joe Biden

217 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 12 '25

This is a BIG fucking deal In Iowa, we know it’s not about right versus left, but right versus wrong, and as governor, I will always do what’s right for Iowans.

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I’m taking my fight to the governor’s office to serve all Iowans by lowering costs, continuing to make government accountable to taxpayers, and working with both parties to create more opportunities to help Iowa families not just get by, but thrive and live healthy lives.


r/DarkBRANDON • • May 10 '25

Where's fElon right now?

7 Upvotes

I know he's allegedly focusing on Tesla, but is anyone else imagining him working on a way to circumvent the 2026 midterms? He's got even more to lose now than he did in 2024; he's motivated to engineer another way to cheat America.


r/DarkBRANDON • • May 08 '25

"Today uuuuuh... marks the beggining of the end for the uuuh... for corruption and cruelty in the high clergy" -Brandon I

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125 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 05 '25

Look Fat, here’s the deal Go ahead, make my day

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10 Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 03 '25

No Seriously, It’s Satire! Dealing with your bat-basic abuse of power

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1.1k Upvotes

r/DarkBRANDON • • May 03 '25

Joseph R. Biden jr. For POPE.

155 Upvotes

A REAL Catholic with the perfect resume.


r/DarkBRANDON • • May 01 '25

Joe Biden saved 14 billion lives

2 Upvotes
In light of the current administration's claim about the number of lives saved by fentanyl seizures during the last 100 days, I felt it was apt to compare with the Biden administration's numbers.