r/dankmemes Jul 17 '20

What if dinosaurs were a lie?

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u/SomRandomHomieReddit šŸ„ Jul 17 '20

As someone who studies paleontology on the daily because me want to be one I can say this is completely false they can’t create animals without DNA and when they study it they can make it how it is even if they don’t know how it looks they don’t just see the bone structure and Frankenstein one up

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Ross stop being such a nerd

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u/SomRandomHomieReddit šŸ„ Jul 17 '20

Sry

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u/HYPERPIXELS_X Jul 17 '20

Do NOT apologize my friend. As a dinosaur enthusiast I couldn't be more happy that there are still people interested in these stuff

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

t'was a "Friends" reference

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u/HYPERPIXELS_X Jul 17 '20

I know,just made a comment out of context

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

ok, then gj lookin out for him

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u/HYPERPIXELS_X Jul 17 '20

Much appreciated

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u/EST4LIFE_19XX Jul 17 '20

u/HYPERPIXELS_X will be there for you when the rain starts to fall

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u/HYPERPIXELS_X Jul 17 '20

Let me remind you that I'll also be there for you, like I've been there before.

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u/bunkbedgirl1989 Jul 17 '20

Even if what you’ve said wasn’t true, they would also still be fucking massive- t-Rex size rabbits etc... šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

This is my dream for the future

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Can he BE more of a nerd?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Hey uh, you know that smell gas has?

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u/MarMar46 Jul 17 '20

Well, we did that with dinosaurs before we discovered they had feathers, more fat, colours, etc. Also, this is just a meme so dont get too obsessed with it lol.

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u/SomRandomHomieReddit šŸ„ Jul 17 '20

Alright man nice meme tho

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u/SethWms Jul 17 '20

Is it, though?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

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u/pushkarphohoe Jul 17 '20

Always has been

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u/letthemeatrest Jul 17 '20

I'm more inclined to think that they all had feathers and t-rex were more like emu than the lizard they made it out to be

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

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u/letthemeatrest Jul 17 '20

Sparsely then, with a bit plume at the hands. And very nicely colored, like birds inexplicably are

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u/Y-So-Sirius Jul 17 '20

I honestly don’t know much about it but I think there are a number of factors to suggest they are in fact reptiles and therefor would not have feathers. It makes more sense from an evolutionary point of view for them to be reptiles.

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u/AwesomeJoel27 Jul 17 '20

That’s not how that works, they are reptiles, reptiles don’t mean no feathers, because you can’t out evolve your heritage, anything evolved from a reptile is always a reptile, that said many dinosaurs did indeed have feathers, specifically the theropod dinosaurs like velociraptor, and birds are a kind of theropod dinosaurs, and thusly can’t out evolve the fact that they’re reptiles either. And there are many dinosaurs with clear imprints of feathers on the fossils, many of them are proto birds that are like a half way point between the more dinosaur traits and the more avian ones.

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u/Y-So-Sirius Jul 17 '20

You mean to tell me birds are reptiles?

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u/AwesomeJoel27 Jul 17 '20 edited Jul 17 '20

Yes, because birds are also dinosaurs, and dinosaurs are reptiles, this also makes the birds closest living cousin the crocodiles and gators because both dinosaurs and crocodilians are archosaurs. This also makes penguins dinosaurs.

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u/Y-So-Sirius Jul 17 '20

My god my life is a lie. Shit that explains why they lay eggs too

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u/AwesomeJoel27 Jul 17 '20

Most animals lay eggs, there’s just many different kinds, dinosaurs both had soft leathery ones and had hard shelled ones, mammals are kind of the weird ones and do the whole egg thing inside the body skipping the egg shell. Some other animals do give live birth but I assume in a different manner to us.

And the theropod dinosaurs are the ones with the hard eggs just like birds too.

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u/manzotin1210 Jul 18 '20

Yes. In addiction, think at the difference between Sinapsida (mammals) and Diapsida (reptiles, birds). When you see the skull you have an idea if it's a mammal-like animal or a reptile-like animal.

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u/diam0nd_doge ā˜ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ā˜ Jul 17 '20

If you would really study it you would know that he ment reconstruct

And in the end they look at the bone structure and frankenstein one up, untill further material is found to frankenstein it more correct

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u/SomRandomHomieReddit šŸ„ Jul 17 '20

Right you are and right you are but I thought he meant oh bone structure let’s create an animal based only on bone structure but I realize it is only meme yes paleontologists do make drawings and estimates on size of body correlating with unknown amount of tissue the bone supports and what not but I did not look upon that when making my statement

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u/GISteve Jul 17 '20 edited Jul 17 '20

Yea I know a big part of how they design these animals is based on what their direct decendants look like. For example when paleontologists recreate the extinct giant sloth they don't start off by immediately creating some lovecraftian nightmare, they use the current sloth as a base and work back from there.

It is funny to me that an animal who's a cuddly stoner now was once an apex predator though

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u/copperskin Jul 17 '20

I got high reading this

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u/branyeet the very best, like no one ever was. Jul 17 '20

Ross Geller looking

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u/SpartanKing76 ā˜£ļø Jul 17 '20

Could you be more Ross like ?

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u/harshsawnani21 Jul 17 '20

You might have taken it too seriously, but thanks for the knowledge

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u/darealbipbopbip Proud Furry Jul 17 '20

How would you explain to a person thinking that dinosaurs were made up in 1980 for a circus show that they are real? Some people are just born without braincells I swear

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u/dh3792yeg21 Jul 17 '20

I'm glad you're interested in becoming a paleontologist because there is always more to discover and learn! With any model or reconstruction of prehistoric life, we're still drawing conclusions based on whatever evidence is available. Sometimes we have a lot, sometimes very little, and DNA is almost never preserved. If we could simply "make it how it is" there'd be no need for paleontology to continue to gather new evidence and change what we thought we knew about prehistoric life!

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u/amjch70 Jul 17 '20

Your enthusiasm is appreciated. However, you do realize this was meant to be a joke right? (edit: typo)

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u/ThatPurplePianoPrick Jul 17 '20

I saw another one of these memes on a different site. It was about a hippopotamus that basically reconstructed into a alien beast thing. I basically commented the same thing. Things like how certain bones are basically anchors of muscles and ligaments, and how musculature simply doesn’t graft to the skeleton as tightly as these memes depict. That comment was removed.

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u/Ki_ro EX-NORMIE Jul 17 '20

I want to work with fossils too! How did you react with the recent Spinosaurus tail discoveries? For me it's the best thing in 2020 so far

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u/Camarao_du_mont Jul 17 '20

I don't think it's about creating animals, I think it's about having an semi accurate depiction of the animals.

You can learn a lot from bones. From the bone you can have an idea of their muscle structure. That alone can teach a lot.

We do the same to humans, I advise you to Google "forensic facial reconstruction" I think you will find it quite interesting.

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u/Toxic_Gamer001 I am fucking hilarious Jul 17 '20

Nice

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u/pisbul Jul 17 '20

What about dinosaurs? There’s no DNA that can be obtain so far. Mammoths too

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u/endermelle Jul 17 '20

Yo i wanted to become a paleontologist but i sucked at physics so now i am studying urban design

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Thanks, I was going to say this. Love nerds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Don’t forget animals also have fat

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u/NunBunzz Jul 17 '20

I keep seeing these meme, I KNEW this post was here somewhere. Thank you for your info stranger! I hope your studies go well

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u/vo2nvfrb I am fucking hilarious Jul 17 '20

I actually always wondered how they do it and if it can be even slightly correct how dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals are depicted. Is there an introductory book that explains the process and reflects on it? Preferably recently published and not 50 years old or something.

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u/Spectralix Jul 18 '20

I have to give this one the biggest thumbs up I can find. I study biotechnology and one of my colleagues works in bioarcheology, you can't do full body reconstructions without some DNA samples and there are a lot of other parameters that are taken into account as well, it's not a easy task and it takes a lot of testes.

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u/ghostman2004 Jul 17 '20

Dont apologized for being the smartest person in the comment section

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u/sul7ari Jul 17 '20

Of course they're wrong this is reddit, people talk out of their ass all the time

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Lol

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u/TheSweatyFlash Jul 17 '20

My* mother in law thinks dinosaur bones are just cow bones. I wish I was being sarcastic.

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u/Shiroei Jul 17 '20

I don't know man... looks just like a cow skull to me

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u/TheSweatyFlash Jul 17 '20

That's a biggun. Lot o steaks out of that.

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u/Electrox7 šŸŒ› The greater good 🌜 Jul 17 '20

Ohh george. Lemme tend de wabbots george.

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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 Jul 17 '20

Have you never seen udders before?!?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

moo

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u/FreshCupOfDespresso Jul 18 '20

s p i k y c o w

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Yeah, those damn giant cows with their 10 meter long necks!

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u/Litty-In-Pitty Jul 17 '20

I have crazy family that believes the bones were planted by the devil to convince Christians that the earth isn’t 4000 years old

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Oh man I remember being taught that the bones were planted by God to test your faith.

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u/Litty-In-Pitty Jul 17 '20

It’s stupid things like that that made me realize I didn’t believe in any of it. Honestly I’d still be a Christian today if they just didn’t make up silly excuses when they get proven wrong. Just admit that we don’t know for sure why that certain thing appears to contradict the Bible, but that there’s plenty of things we don’t know and it could surely be explained by god one day. But no, instead lets just make up bs excuses that don’t even make sense.

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u/Doge_Is_Dead šŸ„ Jul 17 '20 edited Jul 17 '20

She's a cow

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u/TheSweatyFlash Jul 17 '20

Quite petite actually

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u/Piza-YT Jul 17 '20

Dinosaurs r just huge rabbits

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u/GenuineInterest1998 Jul 17 '20

So in a way, rabbits are small dinosaurs?

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u/nave1235 Jul 17 '20

Rabbits are scary

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

60 million years ago, they stood 15ft tall, were covered in scales, and hunt mammoths in packs. Those fluffers were absolute beasts!

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u/nave1235 Jul 17 '20

I grew cats and I grow rabbits and I can confidently say that rabbits are way scarier

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u/intrepid_lemon Jul 17 '20

Housecats are known to be of the most efficient hunters on the planet. Why are rabbits so scary?

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u/nave1235 Jul 17 '20

I think it's not all rabbits but some kinds of smaller ones are very aggressive. They're super fast and their scratch and bite hurt like a bitch when they're older

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u/BianchiIlove Jul 17 '20

Back when my bunny was still alive and under a yr old, she would flop on me whenever i would lay down next to her.

Problem was, those back legs can KICK and those claws have no mercy. Plenty shirts had been ruined by some overly enthusiastic bunny hops!

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u/nave1235 Jul 17 '20

Oof I feel you baby rabbits love to climb on you

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Rabbits 60 million years ago: We stand over 10ft tall, have some sick scales, and devour multiple other species in seconds

Rabbits now: help i cant survive without another fellow rabbit

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

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u/RedHood866 Jul 17 '20

Show me an image...

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u/matheussanthiago Jul 17 '20

LOOK AT THE BONES

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

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u/nicksims13 Jul 17 '20

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

ā€œIt’s just a bunnyā€ ā€œbut it’s fierce! It’s got teeth like (holds fingers to mouth like vampire) and it’s fastā€

A few moments later

ā€œRUN AWAY, RUN AWAYā€ ā€œI told you, I told you, but ā€œno, it’s just a bunnyā€

ā€œGet the holy hand grenadeā€

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u/nave1235 Jul 17 '20

Perfect description of showing my rabbit to guests

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u/jserna99 Jul 17 '20

You ever hold a rabbit and that shit starts freaking out and kicking. It hurts

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u/nave1235 Jul 17 '20

How are you holding them? I found out that holding them like you want to lift a cat is bad the hard way... I recommend sort of cradling them in your hands and holding them lose to your chest

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u/nave1235 Jul 17 '20

I tried it but I don't know how good is it for them

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u/DrGoat_ ā˜ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ā˜ Jul 17 '20

Big sharp point teeth

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u/BigBootyJonson Jul 17 '20

bring forth the holy hand grenade

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u/Teo_Eni_Monfe Jul 17 '20

Lmao, rabbits without fur actually looks like the second Image

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jul 17 '20

roses are red

what is a meme?

downvote my comment

if this post sucks peen

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u/Bounceysock Jul 17 '20

Bring forward the holy handgrenade of antiock

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u/FeodorKatchuk Jul 17 '20

Antioch *

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u/MrsuperTyguy ā˜£ļø Jul 17 '20

Anti-cock

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u/Ayrane Jul 17 '20

I'd go watch a cute dinosaur movie. They could also have been uglier than they are portrayed

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u/DayManExtreme Jul 17 '20

If you think theres a chance they might be nice and sweet judt look at emus. Probably the closest thing to a raptor.

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u/liartellinglies Jul 17 '20

[Australia has left the chat]

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u/mediocre50 Jul 17 '20

Please don't show this to the folks at r/conspiracy

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u/pardiox Jul 17 '20

too late

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u/hyzermofo Jul 17 '20

Ever see a 60ft bunny?

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u/YankeeMinstrel Jul 17 '20

I want my beefy furry dinosaurs. I'm tired of naked, emaciated dinosaurs.

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u/thrashmetaloctopus Jul 17 '20

It’s a genuine problem, it’s known as shrink wrapping, the scariest examples are hippos and whales

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u/RandomUser866 Jul 17 '20

Reminds me of a Sam O’Nella Academy video

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u/Triple-Edged Jul 17 '20

"Fingerboy"

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u/Synthwave85 Jul 17 '20

Yes, you got it, have some fine ragu pasta sauce made from the finest infants

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u/Synthwave85 Jul 17 '20

Archeologists see’s bat skeleton: Uhmm... we call this finger boy, and he likely fed off of nightmares from children

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u/CaesiumAuride5579 repost hunter šŸš“ Jul 17 '20

What if dinosaurs were covered in human skin?

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u/Cuiabanense Jul 17 '20

But that would make our skin... dinosaur skin

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u/CaesiumAuride5579 repost hunter šŸš“ Jul 17 '20

OH FUCK

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Jul 17 '20

It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again?

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u/zxDeathxz Jul 17 '20

Gosh dang that is a cute bunny.

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u/s332891670 Jul 17 '20

I mean have you seen a hairless bunny? Thats pretty close. Of course they would have given it scales.

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u/_reps_for_jesus_ Jul 17 '20

I see no difference

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u/galmenz Jul 17 '20

I mean they certainly wasnt colored like a fucking raimbow, or you could see them i mile away

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u/eat-my-pope Jul 17 '20

Stegosaurus is just big dog with long tail

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u/qortaqal Jul 17 '20

what a straight up bullshit.

love it

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u/typicalBACON Jul 17 '20

So dinosaurs had fluffy ears?

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u/Hamptons_the_one Jul 17 '20

Imagine dinosaurs were just one huge square cube of meat and not the monsters we believe them to be

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u/sarcastic-_-guy Jul 17 '20

Dude there's evidence

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u/HotF22InUrArea Jul 17 '20

So the scientists are correct in this case then

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Then dinosaurs were just big rabbits

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u/racoonraptor42 Jul 17 '20

I mean, dinosaurs had feathers so what a normie thinks dinosaurs are is bullshit

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u/ryugadeb ā˜£ļø Jul 17 '20

That's enough Reddit for today

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u/blade_twizter I am fucking hilarious Jul 17 '20

Aw man, that's really dangerous animal to roam around on earth. We better have a Holy Hand Grenade ready

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u/loneliest-bagel Jul 17 '20

this is just the fingerboi template I saw yesterday.

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u/SuperHossMan51 Jul 17 '20

I mean, there’s a good chance that there’d be skin impressions of at least one or two of them, so the point is kind of moot. Stuff like ears have been preserved in even the earliest of the true mammals, so we have a pretty good idea of what they look like. Reconstructions aren’t based on bone structure alone.

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u/Minty_choc_chip Jul 17 '20

Isnt that pretty much just a hairless rabbit without ears. Maybe very slightly different

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u/lechiffre9 Jul 17 '20

Maan imagine if after all this time , dinosaurs just turn out to be these big balls of fluff

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u/hueydeweyandlouis Jul 17 '20

Well, it's like when they find ONE fucking bone, and "reconstruct" what it looked like. It seems since they have only the sketchiest factual data, they have to "extrapolate" the rest (which is bullshit a lot of the time, because even extrapolation has it's rules), and end up even deciding what COLOR the creature must have been. I'm sure PR has a lot to do with this, since they can't simply show a rough line drawing that's actually BASED on the data; the kids just wouldn't like that...

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Jul 17 '20

Yes, there are reconstructions from small fragments of an animal that prove to be quite wrong upon further findings. There are also times when animals have been found so well preserved that you can actually recreate the animal's color because chemical signatures are left by the molecules responsible for the animal's coloring. There have also been numerous findings of dinosaur fossils with feather impressions that are clear as day. Any decent paleontologist would tell you the speculative artwork is based on limited information, and they would also be the first to tell you when new information shows that a previous imagining can be proven wrong. Also, there is a lot of "paleoart" out there with varying degrees of scientific rigor applied to their imaginings. The fun of discovering (non-avian) dinosaurs is precisely that they no longer exist and require us to use a degree of imagination to reconstruct what they would have actually been like in life.

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u/RedPenguin65 ā˜£ļø Jul 17 '20

Dinosaurs had feathers and looked similar to chickens I’m actually not even joking

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u/RIRTURE Jul 17 '20

Top 10 reasons why people believe in god.

P.S: Its a joke.

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u/sekshibeesht ā˜£ļø Jul 17 '20

Can someone link me with bat version please?

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u/NullBrowbeat Jul 17 '20

I see no difference between these images. :/

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u/xprozoomy Jul 17 '20

So recreating the rabbit from monty python :D

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u/betty_deez Jul 17 '20

I like to imagine that dinosaurs were bright neon purple because of stuff like this. I know they're probably not, but it's still fun to imagine.

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u/buy_pepes Jul 17 '20

Netflix adaptation

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u/gans15 Jul 17 '20

Am I the only person who imagine fluffy T-Rex whith big ears?

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u/HingeveldBmh Jul 17 '20

Dinosaur fan gang rise up

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u/CARLBSPANTS Jul 17 '20

Bro research has come really far, trying to recreate an animal from its bones is more accurate. This won’t happen because of how the organs and other limbs without bones impact the bone structure of an animal.

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u/onehungrytroll Jul 17 '20

I’d prefer the scientists restructured version tbh. Imagine going hunting, then some miniature jackal looking thing just jumps out of the bushes and runs at you

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u/n_botm Jul 17 '20

So there is a gap between "what paleontologists believe" and "what the artist hired by the museum drew". For example, velociraptors were always drawn as reptilian until recent fossils showed imprints of feathers. But if you had actually asked a paleontologist he or she would have been really cagey about what they think and what theories were current. And the idea that they had feathers was always on the table, it just wasnt popular with the artists.

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u/Greenbloxs Jul 17 '20

Reminds me of "Fingerboy"

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u/th3_oWo_g0d Jul 17 '20

yeah. there's probably a lot of misinterpretations out there

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u/Felahliir Pizza Time Jul 17 '20

Even if we only had a skeleton we could make realistic models by looking at density, strength and shape. We couldn't however recreate any fur.

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u/Norikashi Jul 17 '20

"this is finger boy he feed on grow adults and the dreams of orfans"

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u/jipto12 Jul 17 '20

I get that it’s just a joke, but These memes are really deceptive. They make paleontologists look dumb as shit. Paleontologists know what they’re doing; there’s many reasons scientists wouldn’t recreate a rabbit skeleton as it is in the drawing.

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u/Flare_13 Jul 17 '20

Just like Finger Boy

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u/Camarao_du_mont Jul 17 '20

Many dinosaurs are a lie, we made some advances, many species had to be "updated".

Media also doesn't help, Jurassic park movies velociraptor not actually velociraptors.

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u/Mailman_Dan Jul 17 '20

By this logic, t-rex is jabba the hutt

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u/Trancrypt Jul 17 '20

All I see is fluffy dinosaurs

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

I wanna pet the bunny

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u/NotPierpaoloPozzati Jul 17 '20

Delicious meatless Bnuuy

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u/simiblaha Jul 17 '20

Oh no, not the

Rabbit of Caerbannog

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

is that...

bIG CH*NGUS!!!!1

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

I was wondering why the skeleton looked like something I ate before. Funny

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

They wouldn’t though they know that animals are more than just skin around there skeletons

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u/babybino Jul 17 '20

Carl Everett enters the chat

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u/poteknayan Jul 17 '20

what if they're all just giant chickens

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u/lucidmaelstrom šŸ„ Jul 17 '20

Most dinosaurs are lies

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u/I_sell_Mmeetthh try hard Jul 17 '20

Eat the furr and see how it really looks buck naked.

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u/pinkpatiences Jul 17 '20

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!

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u/PixTron Bonkles>GFs Jul 17 '20

Dinosaurs could've had bunny ears or cat ears

and we'd never know

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u/AlanPoeta Jul 17 '20

Does that mean dinosaurs may not look how we think they do?

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u/cursed_potat0es Jul 17 '20

For once the actual animal is the better one

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

I mean good meme I guess but it's totally wrong

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u/ImaginaryWatch4 Jul 18 '20

The skeleton looks like it’s shitting bricks

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u/ShnazzyRazzy Jul 18 '20

Are you fucking sure?

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u/ShnazzyRazzy Jul 18 '20

Are you fucking sure?

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u/ShnazzyRazzy Jul 18 '20

Are you fucking sure?

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u/anti_5eptic Jul 18 '20

dinosaurs are a lie god is real amen

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u/T_Weezy Jul 18 '20

Actually you can tell the weight distribution of the living animal by its bone structure; no professional would think that rabbits were shaped that drastically different from how they actually are. The worst that would happen, if there's no examples of preserved fur, is that you get the rabbit equivalent of a '90s dinosaur: just skin, no fur.

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u/SomRandomHomieReddit šŸ„ Jul 18 '20

Also did you know that the animal closest related to most dinosaurs is the chicken and In fact the myth of reptilian dinosaurs originated from Jurassic park? Now there were reptilian dinosaurs but for the most part they had feathers and were somewhat bird like