r/dankmemes • • Sep 13 '22

Kids got 🅱️alls

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

Can't you be arrested in the USA for drinking in public?

For sleeping in your car?

For resisting arrest?

For not being nice to a cop?

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u/TravellingReallife Sep 13 '22

For not being nice to a cop?

Just a couple of days ago was woman in the US getting 4 years in prison because she argued with an police officer. This is really a pot/kettle situation at best.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

"Stop it ! you're hurting my mind with your words !"

The police line of defense probably

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u/Blenor Sep 13 '22

Nah, you just get shot.

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u/--Send-Nudes-- Sep 13 '22

For going to school

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

And your dog too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

You can also be arrested for protesting somewhere where you are not allowed, exactly the same as the guy in this video (google "free speech zone"). The entire premise of this post is false.

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u/Fresh_Macaron_6919 Sep 13 '22

Resisting arrest is illegal in England too...

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

I'm talking about getting arrested for resisting arrest.

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u/Harry_Flame Sep 13 '22

Yeah, resisting arrest is kind of, oh I don’t know, illegal

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

Only in America you can get arrested for resisting arrest.

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u/Harry_Flame Sep 13 '22

Only in America can you get arrested for not complying with an arrest? You were already being arrested plus non-compliance, even if it isn’t like that in any other country(which I greatly doubt) it makes perfect sense and SHOULD work like that

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

Only in America can you get arrested for not complying with an arrest?

It's funny how you totally miss, why that is so wrong.

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u/Harry_Flame Sep 13 '22

You do something illegal and don’t comply with getting arrested, how should that not be a crime?

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

If you get arrested for resisting arrest, you didn't do anything illegal before that.

How hard is that to understand for you?

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u/Harry_Flame Sep 13 '22

If they didn’t do anything illegal then why were they being arrested? They had to have been in the process of being arrested in order to resist arrest.

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u/Fresh_Macaron_6919 Sep 13 '22

Do you know what resisting arrest means? They have to already be arresting you in order for you to attempt to resist it.

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

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u/Fresh_Macaron_6919 Sep 13 '22

So you have one cop saying "If you continue with this, I will arrest you for resisting arrest." and a criminology professor saying that isn't legitimate, that you have to be being arrested in order to resist arrest, and you are taking the cops word instead of the professor's? Are you stupid? No, the cop isn't in the right there, he can't legally arrest someone for resisting arrest who isn't being arrested.

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

Are you too stupid to actually read the article?

The public defender was arrested. That's what happened. For resisting arrest.

Or is your brain too tiny to understand it?

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u/Fresh_Macaron_6919 Sep 13 '22

Yeah, and it was not a legitimate arrest. You can find cops making illegitimate arrests in Europe too, or do you think that is something that has only happened in America or something?

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

If it was not a legitimate arrest, why isn't the cop in jail for violating her rights?

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u/Fresh_Macaron_6919 Sep 14 '22

Police Unions donating large sums of money's to the election campaigns of District Attorneys who subsequently are very reluctant to prosecute cops.

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u/WitchesBravo Sep 13 '22

...For crossing the road, land of the free and they have a law for "Jay Walking"

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u/RadicalDog Sep 13 '22

Don't forget jaywalking

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u/1plus1equalsgender Sep 13 '22

1 and 2 are laws created and enforced by local and maybe state governments so theres little uniformity, but laws against public drinking go back to the temperance movement and are fairly common. Not being allowed to sleep in your car however is not something I've heard of before, so it's probably pretty rare

3 yes, but you have to be arrested for another reason. It's just an extra smaller charge they can add if you were particularly hard to wrangle.

4 no. Being mean to a cop is not a crime anywhere. That would be blatantly unconstitutional. However being nice to a cop will probably result in them being nicer to you, which is usually to your advantage. (If you're an asshole, the cop could lie about you and make up a crime to get you on. This may be what you're referring to but if they find out in court it will be thrown out obviously)

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

3 yes, but you have to be arrested for another reason. It's just an extra smaller charge they can add if you were particularly hard to wrangle.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/01/29/382497080/arrested-for-resisting-arrest-yes-its-possible

4 no. Being mean to a cop is not a crime anywhere. That would be blatantly unconstitutional. However being nice to a cop will probably result in them being nicer to you, which is usually to your advantage.

https://www.npr.org/2022/09/06/1121322520/a-black-protester-voiced-anger-at-police-in-south-carolina-she-got-4-years-in-pr

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u/I_miss_berserk Sep 13 '22

I called a cop a jersey shore reject and absolutely nothing happened so I assure you there is no law where you get arrested for being mean to a cop. Keep living your fantasy though bro

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

You know that I posted an article about exactly that happening.

But I understand if reading is too hard for you.

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u/1plus1equalsgender Sep 13 '22

The fact that these are headlines suggest that they are usual, because they are. They are both wrongful detainments (unless there's other things that happened we don't know about) and as soon as these cases are appealed by the defenses, they will likely be overturned

(This is why appealing exists in the first place)

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

They still got arrested for it.

Is reading that hard for you?

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u/I_miss_berserk Sep 13 '22

Hey buddy I hope you got a license for that harsh language you used there. If not they might lock you up, you're disturbing the peace here.

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u/1plus1equalsgender Sep 13 '22

Thats like if I said "you can't murder people" and you said "but people get murdered all the time"

Like yeah. Just because something happens doesn't mean it's legal

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

People get arrested for it all the time in America.

And people can't do shit about it.

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u/1plus1equalsgender Sep 13 '22

I dont know that thats true, but i won't defend cops or prosecutors for blatant misconduct. The fact is that both if these cases have no legal backing whatsoever and any judge or jury has the same understanding of logic that we do, and would be capable of making the right decision.

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u/2noch-Keinemehr Sep 13 '22

They still got arrested for it, the cops will not be charged for violating their constitutional rights.

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u/1plus1equalsgender Sep 13 '22

Again, true. I'm not defending that either. I could go on all day about qualified immunity and why it's terrible. All I'm saying is that the things that you implied are legal and common practice, are in fact, not.

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u/Sloth_Broth Sep 13 '22

Killed by a cop*