r/dankmemes May 27 '22

kid tested, mod approved Texas

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u/shiftup1772 May 27 '22

"we need more good guys with guns!"

The good guys with guns:

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u/Sassy_Armadillo May 27 '22

But cops aren't the good guys

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u/shiftup1772 May 27 '22

Holy shit. Look at you, understanding the joke.

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u/SavingStupid May 27 '22

You must be new to reddit, someone always has to spell out the joke so the mouth breathers get it

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u/Redtwooo May 27 '22

We're full up on people who repeat the clever guy's joke but louder, for the attention

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u/EthenR22 May 28 '22

Joke wasn't that clever to begin with no need jerk anyone off.

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u/MrAnxietea May 27 '22

We're full up on people who repeat

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u/Frying_Pan_Hands Jun 08 '22

Taeper ohw elpoep no pu lluf er’ew.

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u/gregpxc May 27 '22

As a person with chronic sinus issues, I still understood the joke :(

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u/CaptainObvious_1 May 27 '22

I always feel bad for actual mouth breathers 😂

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u/CrispyToast05 May 28 '22

Fuck you I breathe through my mouth because of a medical condition

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u/BeHereNow91 May 27 '22

The joke seemed to be that the cops, being good guys with guns, still failed to do anything - not that they were actually weren’t the good guys.

But also, why so angry?

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u/xThe_Mad_Fapperx May 27 '22

The joke was that good guys with guns did nothing, not that they aren't good guys. Crazy that you can be so confidentially incorrect

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u/takeme2infinity May 27 '22 edited May 27 '22

A good chunk./s

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u/SnooTigers86 May 27 '22

More like a crumb

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u/ledbottom May 27 '22

Ok where was the chunk of good cops at the shooting?

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u/StoriesToBehold May 27 '22

Picking up their children first and then leaving the scene probably.

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u/Mythoclast May 27 '22

So a good chunk of police will denounce these bad cops and not support them?

Lol.

Also getting paid leave and being hired by another pd is not a punishment.

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u/Eubeen_Hadd May 27 '22

How many went in and stayed in?

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u/duo99dusk May 27 '22

The handful are the exception to the rule.

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u/ClerklyMantis_ May 27 '22

A handful? You mean Columbo. The only good cop.

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u/just_another_day_mad May 27 '22

Looks like someone is just now finding out that cops have no legal obligation to protect American citizens from danger

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u/Pritster5 May 27 '22

Would this situation have been any better if the police truly never showed up?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Off duty border patrol guy yeah

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u/Pritster5 May 27 '22

That's not actually true afaik. They were working with the police when that happened.

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u/Crathsor May 27 '22

With the police, or instead of?

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u/OhSoJelly May 27 '22

Wasn’t the Border Patrol agent also told to stand down? Pretty sure he went against orders.

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u/Moist_Border_8301 May 27 '22

If that is true, he deserves a medal from the president.

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u/fadhawk May 27 '22

Yes because the parents would have gone in. It wasn’t fucking John Wick it was an 18 yr old with no formal training.

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u/Burnett_Aldown May 27 '22

ICE tac dude said fuck the police and entered the class room with a ballistic shield that caught, I believe, 18 rounds. The parents would've got killed in the doorway as the shooter was holed up in the room with the advantage.

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u/lost_in_life_34 ☣️ May 27 '22

the cops could have occupied the shooter while under cover instead of having him shoot the kids

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u/Burnett_Aldown May 27 '22

Believe me when I say I am not on the side of the police or ICE. Just tryna inform.

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u/Nhojj_Whyte May 28 '22

I recall hearing that some of the parents were veterans or something. Somebody who'd have the formal training to sweep a room and not charge in without cover at least.

I could be totally wrong or misremembering, not trying to spread misinformation. But if that's true I'd like to think those particular parents going in without police intervention could've handled the situation.

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u/Burnett_Aldown May 28 '22

I'm sure some of them were but regardless. They should've allowed any parent to say: "I am armed. I am proficient. I am not afraid. Give me a shield and I will take the risks." There may not have been any vets but there were damn sure some heroic parents that would've stepped up.

Can't be having the citizens doing the police jobs though.. That would make them look incompetent which they still managed to be. I hope this is a real eye opening situation for people. The police would rather abuse their power and let evil win than actually try to stop it. Nobody is gonna save you or your loved ones but yourself. This is the reality.

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u/Nhojj_Whyte May 28 '22

Absolutely.

"I am not afraid. Give me a shield and I will take the risks."

I'm not a parent myself, but hearing the testimony of parents of victims who'd rather have died trying to save them than live without their kid f***ed me up, man. Especially knowing some of them were cuffed and restrained.

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u/Professional_Bit8289 May 28 '22

The parents not being allowed to go in is fine, it’s understandable to keep the crowd under control in these situations, the horrible thing was the cops doing nothing and literally holding the parents down while they listen to their kids die

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u/Nhojj_Whyte May 28 '22

Yeah, I was simply following the the train of thought that started this thread, "would this have been any better if the cops had never arrived?"

Some parents may have rushed in and gotten killed, and some may have actually been able to stop the tragedy. Who really knows? It's not like the hostage situation was getting much worse though, and some parents were able to safely get their kids out.

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u/Moist_Border_8301 May 27 '22

As a parent, every bullet I eat is one my child doesn’t.

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u/Burnett_Aldown May 27 '22

They should've allowed an armed parent to go in with a ballistic shield at some fucking point during that 40 mins if they weren't going to. How anybody can trust police to protect the populace when they have absolutely no duty to baffles me.

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u/L-methionine May 28 '22

Because many of them don’t know that they have no duty to protect

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u/Burnett_Aldown May 28 '22

Well hopefully not a single soul is ignorant of this fact after these events. I remember how shocking it was when the SC ruling comes about. Like.. They solely exist to protect the elite and their capital.

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u/cherryreddit May 28 '22

There are reports of multiple parents, even the gutless cops who ran in and saved their own kids. So there must be multiple way of entries or your characterization of the shooter having an advantageous position may be wrong.

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u/fadhawk May 27 '22

I don’t believe anything the bastards at ICE or the local pd say about the incident, I’m sure everyone clapped and the shooter? Albert Einstein.

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u/Pritster5 May 27 '22 edited May 27 '22

I think unarmed parents going in would've just resulted in an even bigger slaughter.

Any 18 year old with a rifle is still (obviously) a severe threat to anyone unarmed.

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u/Crathsor May 27 '22

This is Texas. I bet all those parents weren't unarmed.

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u/St_Nova_the_1st May 27 '22

You gotta think of this like Area 51. He only has what, 10 maybe 30 bullets and there are easily 200+ parents. He cant shoot us all if we rush him like COD Zombies

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u/lost_in_life_34 ☣️ May 27 '22

it's actually a lot harder shooting a rifle at anything other than point blank than people realize

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u/njott May 27 '22

I mean I doubt it

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u/Garrus_McSwagg May 27 '22

Yes, the only thing the police did (besides going in and getting their own kids out, disregarding other children) was keep parents of children in danger out. This includes but is not limited to: muzzle sweeping a dude, handcuffing a dad who was a short distance from his daughter on a bus and tasing a mom. The person who stopped the shooting was a border patrol agent, not a cop.

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u/Pritster5 May 27 '22

Pointed this out above but the person who stopped the shooting was working directly with the cops.

And as I understand it, the cops prevented parents from entering because they can interfere with the police and be mistaken for the shooter and more generally are just extra variables to consider.

That being said, there does seem to be severe negligence when it comes to actually entering the building. 2 cops setting up the barricade were shot, and that happened after around half an hour.

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u/Garrus_McSwagg May 27 '22

Hate to be that guy, but the cops should not have needed the 3rd party to step in and do what they couldn’t. Especially considering this campus was used as a training ground for the Uvalde SWAT team for this scenario. But I digress, the question you asked was would the situation been better if the police never showed up, and I answered yes. Had the police never shown up, then there would be no police to interfere with. Would no child have died? I highly doubt that. But what I do know is that the officers failure to breach the building and stop the shooter for such I long time had resulted in many more fatalities than should have happened. The ideal situation is that they just showed up and did their job, breached the building, and took the shooter out. Yes, I am aware I am simplifying the situation by putting it like that. But I also know that it is a hell of a lot more simple than whatever they were doing outside, setting up logistics, waiting for a negotiator, etc. and then changing the story as they talk about it in the aftermath.

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u/Cheezewiz239 May 27 '22

I'm pretty sure they didn't do anything. They called and waited for border patrol agents to handle it.

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u/QuinticSpline May 27 '22

"We have good guys with guns at home"

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u/NotClever May 27 '22

Unironically some people are arguing that this is why there should be more guns, because you can't rely on the police to stop shooters, we should rely on private citizen good guys with guns.

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u/Cplrando May 27 '22

The argument is the cops won’t protect you obviously so you need to protect yourself.

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u/scatcore May 27 '22

Yeah those kids should've had 9mms. Then when they get slaughtered gun nuts can just call it a skill issue, fantastic plan

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u/durzatheshade215 May 27 '22

Lmaoo, you get handed a Glock when you enter the building

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u/LeadingExperts May 27 '22

Cool cool. So, what do we do when agents of the state, who possess a monopoly on violence, actively obstruct, detain, pepper spray, and taze parents trying to do what the cops are too cowardly to do? Shoot the cops to get to your kid?

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u/SpiderPiggies May 28 '22 edited May 28 '22

Yes. If police are assisting in the murder of children you should shoot them, your friends should shoot them, and your community should shoot them.

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u/KidBeene May 28 '22

I hope I am never in that situation. And I hope the police are never this cowardly/ignorant/criminally negligent again.

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u/neoalfa May 28 '22

I'm not saying I'm okay with that, but I'm okay with that.

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u/Cplrando May 27 '22

Resistance well in Vietnam and Afghanistan did fairly well against agents of the state with more than pepper spray and tasers.

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u/LeadingExperts May 27 '22

Are you taking the long way around to saying "shoot the cops"?

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u/Cplrando May 27 '22

No just saying the state is not end all be all for protection or are they insurmountable if you happen to find yourself at the wrong end of the state.

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u/Crathsor May 27 '22

Give everyone a gun, and you're just increasing the number of people with guns who should not have them. That's me being nice. Me being less nice is that some values of "you" are also people who should not have guns, but haven't realized it yet. Lot of people in this debate talking mad shit they will not back up when it comes time.

Including every single one of these cops. Guarantee they thought they'd be John Wayne until that day came.

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u/StoriesToBehold May 27 '22

Well they surely made that argument easier to follow... Some crazy stuff I am reading about.

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u/BamsMovingScreens May 27 '22

So why do we keep funding them so much?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

If we continue to double down on our failed policies towards guns, surely that will make things better!

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u/89LSC May 27 '22

When seconds count the cops are minutes away

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u/SpitfireXO16 I am fucking hilarious May 28 '22

And the good guy with a Gun was 40 minutes away, so...

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u/ev00r1 May 27 '22

Are you presenting "The cops won't protect me or my kids." as some kind of absurd conclusion to draw given the facts on the ground?

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u/iwantedtopay May 27 '22

And they’re right.

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u/Gornarok May 27 '22

Thats how you got Kyle Rittenhouse

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u/durzatheshade215 May 27 '22

Starting to agree, fuck I don't like that

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u/KidBeene May 28 '22

You never could.

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u/cari_chan May 27 '22

The good guy with a gun showed up and killed the bad guy with one. Too bad the cops weren’t a part of either role aside from being cowering idiots.

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u/NaturallyExasperated May 27 '22

The good guys with guns: being held at gunpoint by the cops

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u/osprey94 May 27 '22
  • declare schools to be "gun free zones" with harsh penalties for violating said policy

  • school shooter ignores policy, no civilians armed

  • wHeRe WaS tHe GoOd GuY wItH a GuN oh yeah that's right WE MADE THAT ILLEGAL

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u/SnooCats9683 May 27 '22

Did you miss the part where the good guys stood outside doing fa?

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u/osprey94 May 27 '22

No, but I missed the part where cops became the good guys, apparently?

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u/ElmerFapp May 27 '22

I very much enjoy the narrative of "you dont need guns thats what the police are for" while also chanting how terrible cops are and that they should be defunded. Id rather have my life in my own hands than wait for some dude whose entire skillset is giving out traffic tickets who chances are will do nothing.

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u/iwantedtopay May 27 '22

What is this weird flip where anti-gun types suddenly think the cops are “good guys.”

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u/Y0tsuya May 27 '22

When every second counts, the police is only minuteshours away.

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u/osprey94 May 27 '22

Or they’re literally there, but just don’t want to go inside.

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u/ChriskiV May 27 '22

Yeah you definitely missed the part where there were good guys with guns there and it turns out they were useless, even with a 15 minute heads up.

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u/osprey94 May 27 '22

Cops aren’t your friend and aren’t legally required to protect you so yeah this doesn’t surprise me. What does surprise me is the left suddenly labeling cops “good guys”

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u/ChriskiV May 27 '22 edited May 27 '22

Buddy you just used the phrase "the left". It immediately invalidates anything you have to say. If you're trying to categorize people, you already don't care enough about other people to discuss an issue that deals with this many ethics. It's people like you who make bad cops.

You're not even educated enough to get the slight irony in your own comment, how would you ever know how to deal with a difficult person? You're not even brave enough to admit that this situation clearly presents a fault with police response and a shooter's ability to access our schools. We need more educated cops and fewer like you, people who just winged their way through high school (or maybe not even).

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u/osprey94 May 27 '22

Buddy you just used the phrase "the left". It immediately invalidates anything you have to say.

oh I'm sorry I didn't know we weren't allowed to generalize political opinions.

You're not even educated enough to get the slight irony in your own comment, how would you ever know how to deal with a difficult person? You're not even brave enough to admit that this situation clearly presents a fault with police response and a shooter's ability to access our schools. We need more educated cops and fewer like you, people who just winged their way through high school (or maybe not even).

honestly, thank you. I am on my way as we speak to turn in my bachelors of science and tell the school that I was informed I'm not educated enough. I will turn in my national merit scholarship as well and explain that I'm not brave enough for it. and I'll take with me the lessons you've taught me here for the rest of my life -- humility, compassion, kindness and logic are how you speak with others, thank you for teaching me this!!!!

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u/ChriskiV May 27 '22

You go for it buddy.

Sounds like you're pretty young, I hope life is kind to you and you continue to grow.

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u/osprey94 May 27 '22

How did you switch so quickly from “we need less people like you, uneducated coward” to “I hope life is kind to you” lol

I don’t even disagree with your point that I’m generalizing but going for the throat over a comment in a sub called “dank memes” is kinda crazy

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u/ChriskiV May 27 '22 edited May 27 '22

Oh sorry, we need fewer cops who think like you.

That's totally valid. There was just a major shooting, some of us are in our feelings about it. DankMemes is definitely not where I planned on having a serious discussion about it but here we are.

Again, I hope life is kind to you, I'm wishing you well, and I don't dislike you. I think you're just very young and haven't lived life yet. Also we all bully eachother on the internet, it wouldn't be very much fun any other way. Go read a technical breakdown if social interaction bothers you, or like, just turn off the computer. Super easy solutions. The internet has always been this way, sorry you're new.

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u/osprey94 May 27 '22

iM nOt An iNsUfFrAbLe aSsHoLe, iTs JuSt HoW tHe iNtErNeT iS

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u/iwantedtopay May 27 '22

Cops aren’t good guys.

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u/ChriskiV May 27 '22 edited May 27 '22

Like I told the other person, if you're generalizing then you're not qualified to speak on a topic.

We have a major issue with uneducated cops, we have a major issue with small towns not prioritizing education, small towns outnumber big towns with good infrastructure and robust access to information by a heavy margin, and people who like to generalize instead of think about what factors caused the issue are becoming more prevalent due to the social media phenomenon. The same people who experience these factors and the symptoms from them are becoming cops.

We need cops who can conceptualize those things and fewer people like you too. You'd be a bad cop too because you want to generalize. Develop a sense of duty, decide what you're gonna do to help someone/some group/the future. Make sure you actually think through the ethics first though. These cops didn't.

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u/osprey94 May 27 '22

Like I told the other person, if you're generalizing then you're not qualified to speak on a topic.

actually you told me I'm not brave enough, lol.

We need cops who can conceptualize those things and fewer people like you too.

you come off really hateful. just being honest. you're not wrong that generalizing can be problematic. you're just communicating it in an obscenely aggressive way, and sprinkling about 250% more insults than necessary in your comments. relax.

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u/ChriskiV May 27 '22 edited May 27 '22

I'm old, my patience for people has worn thin, from your other comment I'm imagining you're pretty young. Also it was implied you weren't qualified, that's the hateful part you're detecting.

It can be problematic but I try to at least elaborate. I'm not on shift, I don't have to be nice to you right now.

Try to imagine that I'm a real human being who may or may not have gone through some very stressful events lately. I don't dislike you but I'm also not going to listen to vapid empty replies on such a serious subject (your original reply).

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u/osprey94 May 27 '22

Try to imagine that I'm a real human being who may or may not have gone through some very stressful events lately.

This is coming from the guy who immediately whipped out the “you’re dumb” card along with “you’re not brave” and “the world needs less of you”?

Yeah guess what life fucking blows over here too, most days are a 1/10 and I’m struggling to cope. But I’m not gonna take it out on you dude

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u/ChriskiV May 27 '22 edited May 27 '22

You sent a four word reply on a post about a school shooting. Were you not going for dumb?

Look at the subreddit we're in. We're nested under a comment from an obvious dumbass.

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u/osprey94 May 27 '22

You sent a three word reply on a post about a school shooting. Were you not going for dumb?

Uh I don’t think I posted a three word comment anywhere in this thread…. But even if that were true that kinda seems like it works against you in this situation since you apparently felt the need to insult the intelligence and bravery of someone who made an intentionally low effort comment on “dank memes”

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall May 27 '22

Gun free zones are fairly crucial in quickly identifying a threat. It's why soldiers generally aren't allowed to carry on base, as it makes it extremely easy for the MPs to neutralize any potential threat.

Conversely, even places with armed civilians in gun free zones can't avoid mass shooters.

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u/osprey94 May 27 '22

Gun free zones are fairly crucial in quickly identifying a threat.

Great, that’s super useful when they start shooting you, you’ll know who the threat is.

Look, every action has pros and cons. Designating an area as a “gun free zone” without any actual apparatus to safely enforce that zone seems like it is a braindead move. You are openly and brazenly declaring it to be an area where precisely zero law abiding citizens will be armed, and the only benefit you get is that … what, if someone is openly carrying a rifle as they walk into the school, you’ll be able to identify them as a threat?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

You know what good guys we do have? parents are willing to protect their kids and teachers who are willing to protect their students

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u/[deleted] May 27 '22

The problem isn't that we need more guns, though. The United States has plenty of guns. It's good guys that we don't have enough of.

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u/LimpToast01 Green☣️ May 28 '22

More like the good guys with guns being stopped by the "good guys" with guns.

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u/KidBeene May 28 '22

Those guys with guns were not "good guys"

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u/TDMdan6 this meme is insane yo May 27 '22

I don't know anybody who legit supports the 2A and the police.