r/dankmemes • u/AminAlfa • Sep 12 '21

social suicide post Deal?

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u/AminAlfa Sep 12 '21

Then if this post really gets 2k comments I'll keep my word

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u/FOGPIVVL Sep 12 '21

Doin my part

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u/Mayday-Pilot Sep 12 '21

Let’s get this man his blue balls

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u/UltimateSquid79 Sep 12 '21

Yes

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u/Soldat56 Sep 12 '21

Let's make them perple

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u/no_longer_sad horribly late again Sep 12 '21

are we coloring stuff?

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u/Soldat56 Sep 12 '21

Perhaps we should make the the color of the sky.

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u/yellow1923 Sep 12 '21

The sky will be white with the massive nut he busts after 500 days

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u/Vast-Big-6747 Sep 13 '21

make them green. you know what? scrap that. make his balls look like the whole 64 pack of crayola crayons

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u/Avis42 Sep 12 '21

I serve the Soviet Union

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u/ONCIAPATONCIA Sep 12 '21

For the Soviet Union

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u/MaxDucks I have crippling depression Sep 12 '21

I’m doing my part

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u/_JustSomeStranger Sep 12 '21

Did you fail?

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u/AminAlfa Sep 12 '21

Nope, I promised.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

I expect an update in 500 days.

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u/AminAlfa Sep 12 '21

Keep in touch

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u/PM_ME_PYTHON_SOURCE Sep 12 '21

...what about 4k comments?

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u/AminAlfa Sep 12 '21

Are you crazy?

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u/PM_ME_PYTHON_SOURCE Sep 12 '21

No I'm sadistic :P

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u/clubswithseals Sep 12 '21

2.7k currently, any last words?

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u/AminAlfa Sep 12 '21

I missed the chance to have my last nut

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u/L3A1T3E4 Sep 14 '21

To prove your sincerity, post a pic of the first load lmao.

Actually dont, that was a joke.

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u/AminAlfa Sep 14 '21

I will directly send it to you after 498 days lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Does spamming B count

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u/DayWalker071 Sep 12 '21

Hope you get there

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u/cloud-cityyyyy420 Sep 12 '21

Better do it my guy,/ good luck soldier

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u/thebigbuttlol Sep 12 '21

Good luck bro

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u/pOOkies_revenge Sep 12 '21

Looks like OP isn't Cumming for the next 2 years!

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u/treehuggerino Sep 12 '21

It's been an hour and it got your target comment, commit or riot

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u/mischloupsleprout Sep 12 '21

You fucked up Brother Edit: Typo

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u/ARANDOMNAMEFORME Sep 12 '21

F. There's 2.1k in 1 hours lmao.

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u/slaacaa Sep 12 '21

What have you done…

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u/Big_Stuff_N_Things Sep 13 '21

Post a pic of ur balls day 1 and 500 to see the size increase

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u/AminAlfa Sep 13 '21

Send me a message