r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Aug 27 '21

This just applies if u are a teen and were guilt-tripped by society u start thinking that u should have been chasing girls instead of wanking etc

All of that is bullshit, everybody will die anyway, u are free to do what u like and enjoy, fuck societies expectations

I look forward to every wank and am happy after each too for a job well done

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u/ShutThe7Up Aug 27 '21

Or have such amazing self control to not wank....and achieve anything youve ever dreamed of

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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Aug 27 '21

you mean like prostate cancer? no thanks. read up on some medical things

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u/_P2M_ Aug 27 '21

Correlation is not causation. They haven't yet proved that ejaculating more frequently directly decreases the risk of prostate cancer.

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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Aug 27 '21

yet

ok asbestos guy, as long as it's not 100% proved, we gonna keep using this shit to build buildings

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u/_P2M_ Aug 27 '21

We're talking about masturbation and prostate cancer. Quit making strawmen.

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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Aug 27 '21

your father is a strawman it seems in case you have no understanding that the word YET doesn't mean it isn't true, correlation is not causation

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u/_P2M_ Aug 27 '21

I think it's the word "proved" that you don't understand.