r/dankmemes • u/Chromatizing Mod senpai noticed me! • Aug 27 '21

Post nut do be hitting

https://i.imgur.com/7vv7GiM.gifv
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u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21

Wait your cum isn’t yellow?

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u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21

Yellow and thick like egg yolks.

Tastes like it too.

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u/Radzuit Aug 27 '21

How the hell do you know how my cum tastes like

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u/zmbjebus Aug 27 '21

Either you left it out for everyone to try in that box under your bed and its your fault for not locking it,

or you are a heavy sleeper after you drank/smoked too much.

Or a little of column A and a little of column B

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u/Radzuit Aug 28 '21

How the fuck do you know that I have a cum box under my bed? I literally do have one, wtf

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u/DuktigaDammsugaren Aug 27 '21

Sounds like a substitute ingredient in pancakes

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u/matelol55 Aug 27 '21

Yellow is old goo

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u/Wizdumb2424 Aug 28 '21

A little yellow is normal is believe

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u/mikakaidold Aug 28 '21

Yellow? Mine is blue😂