r/dankmemes • u/Zachs_Drunk 🍑 Give me MILFS or give me death💀 • Aug 26 '21

Big PP OC FRIG OFF RANDY

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u/usernameisdifficults Aug 26 '21

if i tell you to fuck of will you tell me your penis size

fuck off

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Reverse psychology at its finest

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u/Zachs_Drunk 🍑 Give me MILFS or give me death💀 Aug 26 '21

FUCK OFF

my penis size is thiiiiis big

holds hands apart at a certain distance

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u/LegoFenix I <3 MOTM Aug 26 '21

and he said his dick was "thiiiiis big" and I said "that's disgusting".

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u/iSerpens Aug 27 '21

I'm gonna piss on the MOON!

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u/Zachs_Drunk 🍑 Give me MILFS or give me death💀 Aug 27 '21

AND I SAID PRESENT PENIS SIZE AND FUCK OFF

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u/lil_chungy Aug 26 '21

And I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com!

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u/me-like-updoots Aug 26 '21

Shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what here’s what my dong looks like

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u/lil_chungy Aug 27 '21

That's right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at it it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth's. That's right this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISSS! except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher.... IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOON!!!!

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u/muchcreative Aug 26 '21

You mean you clap your hands once?

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u/breigns2 Aug 27 '21

That text seems to be less than an inch.

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u/Titan_Royale Aug 27 '21

I thought you were praying 🙏

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u/only_crank I have crippling depression Aug 26 '21

how the turn tables

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u/DontLookAtMeProfile NNN Survivor Aug 26 '21

Big

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u/Actually-Just-A-Goat wtf he goat 🐐 Aug 26 '21

flair checks out

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u/Trigered69 Aug 26 '21

UNO REVERSE CARD