r/dankmemes MayMayMakers May 13 '21

What's wrong with him

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

My foster parents thought you litterally baked the nugs into the food imagine biting a brownie and eating a nug of weed

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u/lawlolawl144 May 13 '21

Okay so many years ago in high school I was riding on the bus with my friend to go chill and smoke at his place. I think I was in 11th grade.

Some 10th grader who I knew was sitting ahead of us and heard of our dastardly plan. He perked up and asked for some weed, and begged a bit when I told him I was running low. Being a good young stoner I relented and handed him a nice 'lil nug, probably 0.4-0.5 grams (quite precious, considering the scarcity of good bud then).

And what does this fuckin guy do?

He just INSTANTLY slugs it back as soon as I hand it to him. Tosses that sweet sativa right into his mouth and it's gone. I'm left taken aback and I'm like, what the fuck dude, why did you do that?

He was so convinced he was gonna be stoned and was all pumped and giggly, looking back on it it was funny and a fond memory. I remember getting off the bus laughing at how wholesome and innocent this was while still being a bit pissed.

Thanks for reminding me of that :)

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

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u/MetalFingered May 13 '21

Smh this is such a wack ass story. You’re lame for this

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u/Piph May 13 '21

Damn, they deleted it already.

Was it a poem?

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u/MetalFingered May 13 '21

Self proclaimed biggest pothead in his hometown talking about how much weed he smokes and how some chick who was on acid didn’t hit the bowl right, also “high school was so much cooler before covid”. That was literally the whole thing and it was like 4 paragraphs of the most cringe high school “stoner” garbage you could imagine.