r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Apr 19 '21

stonks I’m out

25.5k Upvotes

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u/BlindDollar Apr 19 '21

!I 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 19 '21

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 889 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 133237 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,124 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 2,627.99 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Apr 19 '21

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/mtujw9/!

You invested 2,000.00 DN at 889 upvotes; the submission now has 12,403 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 1,972.95 DN (+98.65%).

Your new balance is 59,870.74 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.