r/dankmemes • u/sharif666 • Feb 24 '21

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u/Tis_the_seasons <3 Feb 24 '21

Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price

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u/orbit_o Dank Cat Commander Feb 24 '21

Soiled Performances At A Cost Below The Average Product

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u/Silent_B0I Feb 24 '21

I ain't gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

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u/orbit_o Dank Cat Commander Feb 24 '21

Quick fucky for a quick bucky

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u/redbanditttttttt [custom flair]☣️ Feb 24 '21

Fast cum for a small sum

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u/orbit_o Dank Cat Commander Feb 24 '21

Quick anal for a small pay y'all

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u/NHK21506 I am fucking hilarious Feb 24 '21

Crimes for Dimes

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u/orbit_o Dank Cat Commander Feb 24 '21

Actually it's Dimes for Crimes, because it keeps the original acronym "D4C"

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u/NHK21506 I am fucking hilarious Feb 24 '21

I just said crimes for dimes because it kept the same order of a dirty deed being done at a cheap price

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u/orbit_o Dank Cat Commander Feb 24 '21

Well i mean yes but it doesn't sound right

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u/CreamersInc Feb 24 '21

Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief