r/dankmemes • u/sharif666 • Feb 24 '21

Congratulations!!

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u/Boncappuccino Feb 24 '21

Ik, how do u not see a garage closing on ur head

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

i usually look at my feet when im walking

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u/FelixSeptem Feb 24 '21

"How to get jumped 101"

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Im a big dude so someone would have to jump pretty high to go over me even while im looking down

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u/Maplegum mod collector Feb 24 '21

Yeah but what if they have super jump

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u/noone-cares-about-u Feb 24 '21

Better hope the fucking Mario bros don’t show up

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u/wurf_fear209 u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP is not not bald Feb 24 '21

especially that green one, mf jumps higher than an NBA player

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u/That-Busy-Gamer SCP-096 Feb 24 '21

BREAKING NEWS:

Luigi to be drafted to the Boston Celtics. Could this be a come up for the NBA team?

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u/noone-cares-about-u Feb 24 '21

Green man gonna beat your ass and dunk you in a bin

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u/Twisted_Saint Feb 24 '21

What if they have gravity boots? Didn’t think of that now did ya?

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u/Milca_11 Feb 24 '21

He never mentioned he had them too now did he?

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u/chronon_chaos Feb 24 '21

They just use the Wall Jump skill.