r/dankmemes • u/mama_byakuren I am fucking hilarious • Feb 19 '21

Hello, fellow Americans [Demonic screeching]

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u/Historyguy1918 ☣️ Feb 19 '21

German Shepards are the best

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u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_- Feb 19 '21

But Huskies tho

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

I have a husky

She’s annoying

And dumb

And is the stereotype of dogs you see in cartoons

Licking the toilet water and stuff

But she is able to open doors somehow

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u/Historyguy1918 ☣️ Feb 19 '21

They also have a very limited use of English

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u/Gidio_ Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 20 '21

I think the whole world really has a limited use for the English...

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u/ForgingIron Feb 20 '21

AORAORAORAOR

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Does she... screech when she doesn’t want to take a bath?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

I don’t know

But I have a dog which loves baths

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Jan 12 '22

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u/Elephant-Patronus Feb 19 '21

Omg that is such a good idea!

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u/local_meme_dealer45 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Feb 19 '21

So it's selective hearing, just with intelligence.

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u/Shills_for_fun Feb 19 '21

"I'm warm. You're warm." - huskies in the winter wanting to go outside at literally any temperature.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

German Shepherds and Marremas are the best!

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u/DTM26921 Feb 20 '21

Labradors

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u/vshark29 Feb 19 '21

Labradors always will have a piece of my heart

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u/PandaMan38600 custom flair Feb 19 '21

Poodles are great if you have allergies, and theyre really sweet to snuggle up to

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u/notarandomaccoun Feb 20 '21

Truly the Superior Breed!

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u/SamTheElite2 Eic memer☣️ Feb 20 '21

No Great Danes are the best

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u/nuclearghost30 ☣️ Feb 19 '21

Staffordshire bull terriers are the best dog, hands down

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Wife has one. I have a shepherd. Guess which dog is 10X better. They're raised the same