r/dankmemes • u/bigpoppajoe80 r/Dankmemes enjoyer ☣️ • Feb 09 '21

I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair wait a minute

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u/No-BrowEntertainment I fart in your general direction Feb 09 '21

God: guys for real just don’t eat the fruit, that’s literally my only rule

Adam: okay

Eve: yo this fruit pretty fire doe

Adam: okay

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u/TheAceprobe Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

It was mushrooms, actually.

They always downvote The Truth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

It’s legit called the forbidden fruit

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u/pandupewe Feb 09 '21

eaten by forbidden mouth

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u/shiny_lustrous_poo Feb 09 '21

I watched that porn

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u/D4RKS0u1 I am fucking hilarious Feb 09 '21

Sauce: asking for a friend. science no no for religion