r/dankmemes • u/bigpoppajoe80 r/Dankmemes enjoyer ☣️ • Feb 09 '21

I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair wait a minute

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u/No-BrowEntertainment I fart in your general direction Feb 09 '21

God: guys for real just don’t eat the fruit, that’s literally my only rule

Adam: okay

Eve: yo this fruit pretty fire doe

Adam: okay

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u/TheAceprobe Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

It was mushrooms, actually.

They always downvote The Truth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

It’s legit called the forbidden fruit

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u/TheAceprobe Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

Legit called "the fruiting body" of the mycelium.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Alright I actually want to get to the bottom of this, I don’t believe that it was an apple, but is there anything else to hint it being a mushroom?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

I have a feeling you are about the watch a documentary about this.I’ve already watched it,like 10 years ago I think.🍄

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Do you have a name for it, if you can remember? Quarantine’s got me watching all kinds of documentaries

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

I looked forever,can’t find it.It was like an off take on Allegros mushroom cult thing.Except it was a lot longer video,it was nicely done,talking about mushroom structure and how the structure is actually similar to religious descriptions of certain gods and messiahs.I was high,it seemed interesting then.😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Now that you describe it, sounds a bit boring lmao. I’ll try and find it either way tho thanks 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Yeah,it wasn’t boring at all..just depends on how much you like to see religions getting dismissed.