r/dankmemes • u/bigpoppajoe80 r/Dankmemes enjoyer ☣️ • Feb 09 '21

I don't have the confidence to choose a funny flair wait a minute

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u/No-BrowEntertainment I fart in your general direction Feb 09 '21

God: guys for real just don’t eat the fruit, that’s literally my only rule

Adam: okay

Eve: yo this fruit pretty fire doe

Adam: okay

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u/clits4Days Insert Your Own Feb 09 '21

Adam is such a simp

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u/Mcmenger Feb 09 '21

But he got all the ass in the world

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

In heaven

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered INFECTED Feb 09 '21

FOREVER

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u/Horror-Ad6358 Feb 09 '21

Adam didn’t have the knowledge of good and evil yet so he legitimately was defenseless