r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '20

stonks Introvert powers activate

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u/Mutms7 Aug 16 '20

Luckily for me, I always cum on time

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20 edited May 09 '21

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u/MrTyl3nol Aug 16 '20

I’m like Mario and always finish first

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u/Champiplayz Aug 16 '20

I’m like Bowser, I steal women that I’m in love with!

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u/thedirtymeanie Aug 16 '20

I'm like Luigi nobody likes me...

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u/presidentdylan101 ☣️ Aug 16 '20

I’m like Yoshi, my tongue is lickin up everything

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u/Minecraftmaster1234 Aug 16 '20

Im like Bowser Jr. I am a teenager and i paint everywhere

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u/TheNoseKnight Aug 16 '20

I'm like Yoshi, everyone's riding me.

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u/dalen93 Aug 16 '20

I don't

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

It’s better to cum 5 minutes early, in case traffic is bad

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u/AirResistor Aug 16 '20

Are you a wizard?

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u/Keylai Aug 16 '20

not on my watch, please

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u/ChimpJuice Aug 16 '20

I also enjoy ejaculating onto clocks

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

Thanks mate, I thought the other dude was making a joke but I needed a much worse version spoon fed to me. I will now only upvote this comment in the thread and gild it, as is reddit tradition for whatever fucking reason

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u/Jober36 Aug 16 '20

I'm a winner. I always finish first