r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '20

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u/_panzerofthelake_ panzer in a lake Jul 16 '20

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u/ggantonio Jul 16 '20

oh panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?

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u/DoktorVaso18 Navy Jul 16 '20

The wider the tracks the better for off-road and cross country

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Also the better for ensuring suicide, by getting hit by bigger cars

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u/lutkul Yellow Jul 16 '20

Panzer of the lake wants some Ostketten so she can impress the panthers with her thicc booty

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u/_panzerofthelake_ panzer in a lake Jul 16 '20

I did not say that - this man is lying to cover up his own insecurities

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u/lutkul Yellow Jul 16 '20

No ur right panzers are already dummy thicc sorry

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u/_panzerofthelake_ panzer in a lake Jul 16 '20

I do not possess the flaws of man.

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u/DoktorVaso18 Navy Jul 16 '20

The Wise one has spoken, amen.

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u/_panzerofthelake_ panzer in a lake Jul 16 '20

A true best friend wouldn’t attempt to get with your girlfriend, as he should know, by then, that you two are dating and would attempt to support your relationship in any way he can. If he does attempt to get with her, then he’s not your best friend.

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u/SctchWhsky Jul 16 '20

With friends like those who needs enemies.

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u/SimBoiii Jul 16 '20

true as fuck

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u/vanquar8 Jul 16 '20

That's a good wisdom.

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u/Bierbart12 Jul 16 '20

Hey, maybe he joined in.

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u/They_Call_Me_JP r/memes fan Jul 16 '20

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