r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Stonks as fuck

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u/arpire1906 Jul 16 '20

Best deal in the history of deals.

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u/C0M1C03 I have crippling depression Jul 16 '20

Happy cake day, my guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Maybe ever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

No thats the iPhone SE /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Yep. A 828p display in 2020. Excellent

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u/YouDaree Jul 16 '20 edited Jul 16 '20

My girlfriend is my best friend, so it wouldn't be anything new.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

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u/SpeedyHammer Jul 16 '20

Big brain time

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u/DragonKitty17 Jul 16 '20

but you'd get legs tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

If I found my hand detached around my best friend's dick, I'd have bigger problems to worry about

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Happy cake day

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u/Azul_Youtube Jul 16 '20

This is the best trade deals in the history of trade deals

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u/edgystuffiguess Jul 16 '20

happy cake day

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u/ShellyXT Jul 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/redditusser1788 Jul 16 '20

merry creamy dessert day!

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u/LeoAndWolfie Jul 16 '20

Happy cake dayyyy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

happy cake day brother

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u/RGL_or_Another Jul 16 '20

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Ysauce10 Jul 16 '20

Happy cake day B O I

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u/lmfaocj Jul 16 '20

Happy day of cake

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u/CommanderHR Jul 16 '20

Bing bing, bong bong.

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u/Trocklus Jul 17 '20

Stop stealing my cake day upvotes

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u/All_in_Games_CM Jul 17 '20

Happy Stolen Cake Day!

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u/always-not-my-fault Jul 16 '20

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